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Storytime: White Cop Encounter (Predict the Ending!)
Posted on 9/27/16 at 11:12 am
Posted on 9/27/16 at 11:12 am
My wife was in a fender bender last night on her way home from work. Nothing major (she's ok, thankfully). I rushed to the scene as soon as I found out, and when I arrived she was discussing the incident with a white police officer on scene.
*****WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?*****
Ending A.) Tbird runs up to the policeman aggressively, berating him about various phantom violated rights, and lambasting his effectiveness in ascertaining the damage. Cop asks him to keep his distance, but Tbird refuses to comply, reaching for the officer's gun and getting shot by the ZOMG RACIST white LEO (who was targeting him the whole time, of course) for his troubles.
***OR***
Ending B.) Tbird approaches the cop respectfully, thanks him for looking out for those involves, checks on his wife, and ends up having an extended cordial conversation with the lawman, discovering they have common ground as military veterans and sharing war stories and frank commentary on the woeful current political climate.
Is Tbird writing this post from the lunch room at his job or from a hospital bed?
*****WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?*****
Ending A.) Tbird runs up to the policeman aggressively, berating him about various phantom violated rights, and lambasting his effectiveness in ascertaining the damage. Cop asks him to keep his distance, but Tbird refuses to comply, reaching for the officer's gun and getting shot by the ZOMG RACIST white LEO (who was targeting him the whole time, of course) for his troubles.
***OR***
Ending B.) Tbird approaches the cop respectfully, thanks him for looking out for those involves, checks on his wife, and ends up having an extended cordial conversation with the lawman, discovering they have common ground as military veterans and sharing war stories and frank commentary on the woeful current political climate.
Is Tbird writing this post from the lunch room at his job or from a hospital bed?
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Posted on 9/27/16 at 11:13 am to TbirdSpur2010
Gay
Posted on 9/27/16 at 11:14 am to TbirdSpur2010
well knowing Tbird I'm take A proving he is no uncle Tbird after all.
Posted on 9/27/16 at 11:14 am to TbirdSpur2010
The one that happens in almost all cases.
Posted on 9/27/16 at 11:15 am to TbirdSpur2010
He was definitely shot, lynched and dragged through the streets of Central.
Posted on 9/27/16 at 11:15 am to TbirdSpur2010
Tbird that's just my baby's daddy.
Posted on 9/27/16 at 11:19 am to TbirdSpur2010
Wtf is this? 
Posted on 9/27/16 at 11:19 am to TbirdSpur2010
Is this anecdotal evidence supposed to show all cops are good?
Have you ever encountered a member of the religion of Islam and also lived through it? I presume you have also concluded all Islamic people are peaceful.
To answer OP, option B happened but A would have been better
Have you ever encountered a member of the religion of Islam and also lived through it? I presume you have also concluded all Islamic people are peaceful.
To answer OP, option B happened but A would have been better
Posted on 9/27/16 at 11:20 am to TbirdSpur2010
as the jizz jar leaks
Posted on 9/27/16 at 11:20 am to DupontsCircle
quote:
He was definitely shot, lynched and dragged through the streets of Central.
Dammit, I thought he lived in Texas. Took a walk with the family last evening and it felt like a regular Thursday (which was weird because it was Monday) but I didn't see the typical Thursday black guy being dragged behind a jacked up truck.
Posted on 9/27/16 at 11:20 am to TbirdSpur2010
None of that happened
Posted on 9/27/16 at 11:23 am to TbirdSpur2010
B, but only because your wife is white. That was a sign that you were not "a bad dude."
Posted on 9/27/16 at 11:24 am to TbirdSpur2010
C. I don't give a shite
Posted on 9/27/16 at 11:25 am to TbirdSpur2010
Posted on 9/27/16 at 11:26 am to TbirdSpur2010
SAPD or one of the surrounding communities? Garden Ridge or Selma may have led to different results, they wouldn't have shot you but no way you'd escape without a speeding ticket ;)
Posted on 9/27/16 at 11:27 am to LSUweights
that is a great tackle
Posted on 9/27/16 at 11:27 am to TbirdSpur2010
Uncle Tom
Posted on 9/27/16 at 11:29 am to TbirdSpur2010
This has to be a lie because the media tells me choice B is not possible and Gary Chambers tells me I'm racist if I say A.
Trick question. Next.
Trick question. Next.
Posted on 9/27/16 at 11:30 am to craigbiggio
quote:
None of that happened
Only one of option A or B happened, so you're partially right
Posted on 9/27/16 at 11:31 am to TxWadingFool
quote:
SAPD or one of the surrounding communities?
SAPD. Helotes was out there too.
This post was edited on 9/27/16 at 11:35 am
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