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Posted on 2/16/15 at 1:09 pm to saint amant steve
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I wind up leaving my place just to keep up the charade.
Every Sunday morning I "had to leave my place so I can eat brunch or lunch with my parents." I always left as they left and usually headed around the block to a store to grab some beer for the Saints game.
Posted on 2/16/15 at 1:14 pm to terd ferguson
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rolling their balls off
That would have been awesome. I for sure would have laughed my arse off or done something really weird to freak them out. Be like "hey dude got any Vick's"?
Posted on 2/17/15 at 9:36 am to GCHunter
This thread is too good to die down.
Posted on 2/17/15 at 4:10 pm to Chef Leppard
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Or when I ate that chicks pussy through a chain link fence and scraped my face all up
Tybee Dawg is that you?
Posted on 2/17/15 at 4:13 pm to Chad504boy
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quote: still depends on how the birthdates fall, was it less than 2 years apart or more?
It was less than 2 years.
Posted on 2/17/15 at 4:30 pm to nes2010
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He was dating a girl and she invited him to a big family dinner. He gets done eating and goes to back his chair out from the table but the leg lands on the pet cat and breaks its neck. Said it was the worst experience he ever had.
I'm guessing that put him outside the Circle of Trust
Posted on 2/17/15 at 4:57 pm to Jim Rockford
A friends story.....
Back in high school my buddy was fooling around with our buddy's younger sister...who was a freak....anyways they were fooling around in her room with the door closed when her dad knocked on the door...well her dad was big into church and everything so they freaked out....she tells him to hide in the closet....when she opens the door her dad asks if she knew where my buddy was at and she says yeah he's in the closet lol
I could only imagine how awkward it was when he walked out of the closet lol
Back in high school my buddy was fooling around with our buddy's younger sister...who was a freak....anyways they were fooling around in her room with the door closed when her dad knocked on the door...well her dad was big into church and everything so they freaked out....she tells him to hide in the closet....when she opens the door her dad asks if she knew where my buddy was at and she says yeah he's in the closet lol
I could only imagine how awkward it was when he walked out of the closet lol
Posted on 2/17/15 at 5:24 pm to LouisianaTigers
Went to a wedding with a friend as her date. Well at the reception, I start dancing with the grooms younger sister. After that about ten of us decide we are going to a local bar and then after that there's four left. Two girls including the young sister and and a buddy. We go hang out at his pool. I don't remember much after that. Wake up the next morning in a house that doesn't look familiar in an extra bedroom. Luckily my clothes are all on. Well I open the door and the sister is holding a baby which happens to be hers. Her family is all sitting in the living room staring at me like they have seen a ghost. I turn beet red and immediately call my buddy to come pick me up. One of the worst walks of shame.
This post was edited on 2/17/15 at 5:25 pm
Posted on 2/17/15 at 5:31 pm to Chef Leppard
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ot long after that he blew a load in her. So right after that he goes to pull out and looks down right as she accidentally push out what he describes as a 8 inch loaf that drops into his boxers around his ankles. he said his reflex was to punch her in the kidney. but instead he had to waddle around the beach as she cried from embarrassment and he had to locate a stick to flip it out of his underwear
I'm crying I'm laughing so hard. In the middle of work.
You're always a heavy hitter in these threads
Posted on 2/17/15 at 5:43 pm to ctiger69
i had a few times in college where i would be at my place starting to hook up with a girl and then id just pass out drunk without getting anywhere. that's pretty embarrassing.
Posted on 2/17/15 at 6:03 pm to rockchlkjayhku11
The best is when your ready to pound it and whiskey dick rears its ugly head and no matter how hard you try its a futile effort
Posted on 2/17/15 at 6:11 pm to lsuson
My little sister had a pet rabbit in college- litter box trained like a cat and ran around her apartment. This guy comes over to pick her up for a blind date and as the rabbit is running around their feet he accidentally steps on it and breaks it's neck, killing it instantly. She's sobbing on the phone with my mom minutes later and the dude snuck out and never called again.
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