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re: Stories about awkard or embarrassing moments with women
Posted on 2/16/15 at 9:35 am to ctiger69
Posted on 2/16/15 at 9:35 am to ctiger69
Meet very cute redhead out one night. She wants to crash at my place. She takes a shower. Hops in bed topless with panties on. I get in bed. She rolls over and lays on top of me and proceeds to tell me she's lesbian. Then I listen to her complaining about her girlfriend for next 2 hours.
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Posted on 2/16/15 at 9:40 am to ctiger69
Went out with a chick one night and went to use her bathroom when we got home. I was taking a leak and was pretty hammered and fell into her shower. I tried to catch myself by grabbing her shower curtain and the whole thing came down.
She heard a huge crash so she came to the door and asked if I was okay. I figured she would probably get a good laugh out if it so I just started moaning. She walked in and her face was priceless. I'm laying in her bathtub with my pants halfway down wrapped in her shower curtain, the curtain rod on top of me with about 30 bottles of shampoo scattered everywhere.
She heard a huge crash so she came to the door and asked if I was okay. I figured she would probably get a good laugh out if it so I just started moaning. She walked in and her face was priceless. I'm laying in her bathtub with my pants halfway down wrapped in her shower curtain, the curtain rod on top of me with about 30 bottles of shampoo scattered everywhere.
This post was edited on 2/16/15 at 10:35 am
Posted on 2/16/15 at 9:48 am to lsufan9193969700
I have so many i have to really rank them
One of the worst i guess right here. I was 19 and the girl was 17. i had messed with her about a month but hadnt got the pussy yet
So she was raised pentacostal and asked me to go to some revival thing at a church retreat out in the middle of nowhere. We flirted and played grab arse the first day or so when nobody was looking. the 2nd night we agreed to both sneak out our cabin and meet in the woods at about 2am. so we did and of course sexy time finally happened. for about 5 minutes that is until one of the youth leaders walked up that had seen me walk into the woods
He walked us back to camp and proceeded to wake up her parents, the pastor, and pretty much all the other adults woke up from the commotion. they sat us down in the worship tent and the pastor cried his eyes out as he lectured me for almost an hour in front of everyone about how I had stolen from her the specialness of her wedding night and basically accused me of being on drugs. her mom was crying so hard I thought she might end up hospitalized. If I had a cyanide capsule on me id have swallowed it
I had to agree to shadow one of the youth pastors the rest of the weekend. To "protect myself from my worldly urges". But first thing next morning I called a buddy and had to pay him 40 bucks to come get me
One of the worst i guess right here. I was 19 and the girl was 17. i had messed with her about a month but hadnt got the pussy yet
So she was raised pentacostal and asked me to go to some revival thing at a church retreat out in the middle of nowhere. We flirted and played grab arse the first day or so when nobody was looking. the 2nd night we agreed to both sneak out our cabin and meet in the woods at about 2am. so we did and of course sexy time finally happened. for about 5 minutes that is until one of the youth leaders walked up that had seen me walk into the woods
He walked us back to camp and proceeded to wake up her parents, the pastor, and pretty much all the other adults woke up from the commotion. they sat us down in the worship tent and the pastor cried his eyes out as he lectured me for almost an hour in front of everyone about how I had stolen from her the specialness of her wedding night and basically accused me of being on drugs. her mom was crying so hard I thought she might end up hospitalized. If I had a cyanide capsule on me id have swallowed it
I had to agree to shadow one of the youth pastors the rest of the weekend. To "protect myself from my worldly urges". But first thing next morning I called a buddy and had to pay him 40 bucks to come get me
Posted on 2/16/15 at 9:53 am to ctiger69
My ex and one of her friends came by the house while I was in the shower and they decided they were gonna scare me.. Well timing was horrible.. I opened the curtain just as they were about to open it.. So needless to say I was not ready to be seen after a cold shower haha
Posted on 2/16/15 at 9:55 am to ctiger69
I was really drunk one time and obviously didn't realize how drunk I was. I went up to this girl and started talking to her and she started laughing at me and walked off. My buddies were standing by me making sure I didn't do it say anything dumb cuz I was so drunk. Apparently I pissed my pants in front of her.
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:02 am to Col reb 2011
I was out drinking at a bar w/ my buddy in CT and when we were leaving this girl in the parking lot asked us if we could give her a ride. My buddy was driving and told her he would. We start going down the road and the more I hear this chick talk the more I'm beginning to realize she's a 'working girl'.
She's steady dropping hints and I can't stop laughing b/c my buddy is oblivious.
She'd say something like "So, baby... do you like to party?"
And my buddy would answer "Sure... I like parties"
I'm sitting in the passenger seat drunk as hell and non-stop giggling like a little school girl... this hooker probably thought I was insane.
We finally drop her off in this area w/ several bars and after she gets out my buddy asks me wtf is wrong w/ me and I tell him "You do realize that chick is a hooker right?"
He then proceeded to turn around in an attempt to locate her to no avail.
She's steady dropping hints and I can't stop laughing b/c my buddy is oblivious.
She'd say something like "So, baby... do you like to party?"
And my buddy would answer "Sure... I like parties"
I'm sitting in the passenger seat drunk as hell and non-stop giggling like a little school girl... this hooker probably thought I was insane.
We finally drop her off in this area w/ several bars and after she gets out my buddy asks me wtf is wrong w/ me and I tell him "You do realize that chick is a hooker right?"
He then proceeded to turn around in an attempt to locate her to no avail.
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:03 am to ctiger69
The girl I was dating when I was 17 was adopted, her parents weren't able to have any kids. There were also 4 boys, 3 were mentally handicapped (cool as shite though, don't hate).
Anyways, when I first went down on her I discovered the hard way that she was a squirter...
This was at her house, roughly 10-20 minutes before dinner with her family. She told her parents the dumbest excuse. "Oh, I spilled my drink on him".
Surprisingly enough, they took the excuse, and I went through the dinner soaked in her fluids.. Scared shitless across from her father.
Worst part was her brother laughing at me and calling me dumb for getting a drink spilled on me.
Anyways, when I first went down on her I discovered the hard way that she was a squirter...
This was at her house, roughly 10-20 minutes before dinner with her family. She told her parents the dumbest excuse. "Oh, I spilled my drink on him".
Surprisingly enough, they took the excuse, and I went through the dinner soaked in her fluids.. Scared shitless across from her father.
Worst part was her brother laughing at me and calling me dumb for getting a drink spilled on me.
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:04 am to DanW1
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I discovered the hard way that she was a squirter
So she pissed on you?
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:05 am to terd ferguson
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So she pissed on you?
Yea to put it bluntly.
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:14 am to terd ferguson
My favorite that didnt happen to me personally was from a buddy I worked with years ago
I lived in Charleston and he had met some chick at a bar on folly beach. they had got wasted and decided to go walk down the beach. they stopped at a remote spot and started getting it on. he had her bent over and was beating for a little bit when the drunk chick told him to put it in her arse. my boy was ecstatic and obliged her
Not long after that he blew a load in her. So right after that he goes to pull out and looks down right as she accidentally push out what he describes as a 8 inch loaf that drops into his boxers around his ankles. he said his reflex was to punch her in the kidney. but instead he had to waddle around the beach as she cried from embarrassment and he had to locate a stick to flip it out of his underwear
All the best sex stories involve the female crying at the end of it
I lived in Charleston and he had met some chick at a bar on folly beach. they had got wasted and decided to go walk down the beach. they stopped at a remote spot and started getting it on. he had her bent over and was beating for a little bit when the drunk chick told him to put it in her arse. my boy was ecstatic and obliged her
Not long after that he blew a load in her. So right after that he goes to pull out and looks down right as she accidentally push out what he describes as a 8 inch loaf that drops into his boxers around his ankles. he said his reflex was to punch her in the kidney. but instead he had to waddle around the beach as she cried from embarrassment and he had to locate a stick to flip it out of his underwear
All the best sex stories involve the female crying at the end of it
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:19 am to Chef Leppard
I'll have to start watching my step at folly beach now.. 
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:25 am to DanW1
that story took place at the sand dollar. I know you know that place
The dude worked with me at that 84 lumber in goose creek. one of my favorite stories ever lol
The dude worked with me at that 84 lumber in goose creek. one of my favorite stories ever lol
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:35 am to ctiger69
One time I was dating this girl I was 18, she was 16. She leaves for spring break and goes on vacation. Her dad comes home while they're on vacation a few days later and finds the screen to her window in the yard. That happened after she left cause I was there the night before they left and put the screen back on the window. So her dad gets the screen and screws it into the window. One night I go over there and we're just talking through the screen. I'm 18 and am a horny little bastard and say frick it. I rip the screen off the window and as I'm halfway through the window into the room a fricking deputy sherrif drives by. He shines the spotlight in the window and says if I don't come out that he's gonna get the K-9 unit out. I finally come out and he asks our age I say 18 and like a fricking idiot she says 16. As soon as she said that he put me in handcuffs. Went and got her mom outta bed and I'm in their front yard in handcuffs while her and her bitchass mom are arguing. Didn't get arrested and my parents never found out. Although, the talk with her dad wasn't pleasant.
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:39 am to ctiger69
Fly overseas
Miss flight home
She is supposed to pick me up.
Airline tells her I was not on flight.
You can guess on what ensues.
Miss flight home
She is supposed to pick me up.
Airline tells her I was not on flight.
You can guess on what ensues.
This post was edited on 2/16/15 at 10:46 am
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:42 am to TigerFanInSouthland
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One time I was dating this girl I was 18, she was 16.
still depends on how the birthdates fall, was it less than 2 years apart or more?
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:42 am to ctiger69
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We all have them.
Yes sir, we do. More embarassing for her than me - had this friend with benefits chick who, to say the least, was quite the nympho (as was her sister, whose swing we used at one time) and used to come over a lot. I mean a lot. Well, this one particular time we were on the floor and she got a particular bad case of the coochie farts. Shen went from wild to stop real quick like. I couldn't help but laugh which just made it all the worse - oh well, it was funny.
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:46 am to Chef Leppard
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Chef Leppard
C'mon Chef...I have read some of your stories on the GSB and I know there is more out there...
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:51 am to ctiger69
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embarrassing
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:53 am to Spaceman Spiff
Me and a buddy went home with these 2 girls. I woke up next to one of them in some little closet underneath the stairs. We were both fully clothed... guess we went in there and both passed out???
I climb out of this closet to go piss and the door opens up into the living room. There are about 10 people sitting around in the living room rolling their balls off. They all just kind of stared at me as I walked by. I pissed and got some water, then walked back through the living room with them staring the whole time. Nobody said a word.
I went back into the closet and woke the chick up... she said it was her other roommate and some of her friends. We both climbed out of the closet again through the staring, non-talking crowd and she brought me home.
That was one of the most awkward experiences of my life... and I didn't even get laid.
I climb out of this closet to go piss and the door opens up into the living room. There are about 10 people sitting around in the living room rolling their balls off. They all just kind of stared at me as I walked by. I pissed and got some water, then walked back through the living room with them staring the whole time. Nobody said a word.
I went back into the closet and woke the chick up... she said it was her other roommate and some of her friends. We both climbed out of the closet again through the staring, non-talking crowd and she brought me home.
That was one of the most awkward experiences of my life... and I didn't even get laid.
Posted on 2/16/15 at 11:02 am to ctiger69
You should have gone to the bathroom to pee and farted there
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