Steven Seagal receives his Russian passport

Seagal looks like a tick about to explode.

6'4"ish

So he found his safe space

Was his law enforcement show in LA completely fake?

Looks like he borrowed one of Hillary's outfits

Real question: do you have to give up your American passport to accept a Russian one?

Seagal rolled up into the FOP Lodge about four days after Katrina. I had just sat down with the a big plate of Jambalaya, first non-MRE I had since the storm, and he plopped down on the bench next to me. He was geared up like he was about to invade Iraq and had the cameras with him.

I took great enjoyment out of stuffing my face and totally ignoring his presence. He sat there for maybe a minute before he caught on that I wasn't going to acknowledge him and he huffed off to another part of the room with his entourage. I got a good chuckle.

I wish Jean Claude would have whipped his arse!

I'm actually an expert on cool stories and can confirm that jb's story was, in fact, cool.