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Starbucks Unicorn Crap

Posted on 4/21/17 at 7:36 am
Posted by PeterPeterP
Member since Jan 2013
781 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 7:36 am
If I see one more thing about this drink or hear anyone talking about it, I'm going to kick some arse. Overpriced disgusting garbage. That, and all of its coffee.
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18664 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 7:37 am to
So you bought one?
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34407 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 7:37 am to
You ain't gonna do shite, peter peter dick eater.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43070 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 7:37 am to
A unicorn touched you, amirite?
Posted by The Truth 34
Chavez Ravine
Member since May 2010
41170 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 7:37 am to
calm down, peter.
Posted by iAmBatman
The Batcave
Member since Mar 2011
12382 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 7:38 am to
You're literally talking about it right now. Are you going to kick your own arse?
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6251 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 7:39 am to
So the SO said no sex last night but was all giddy about the unicorn she had?
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51244 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 7:39 am to
quote:

Nutrition Facts Per Serving (16 fl oz)
Calories 410 Calories from Fat 140
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 16g 25%
Saturated Fat 10g 50%
Trans Fat 0g
Cholesterol 45mg 15%
Sodium 230mg 10%
Total Carbohydrate 62g 21%
Dietary Fiber 0g 0%
Sugars 59g
Protein 5g
Vitamin A 15%
Vitamin C 0%
Calcium 20%
Iron 0%
value.


I can think of a few reasons why you shouldn't buy this.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71339 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 7:40 am to
I'll never understand the people who buy weird arse sugar loaded things like that. Just get a pound of their premium coffee (Peru is the best) and make it.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11214 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 7:40 am to
It'll be gone in a few days. Gonna be all right.
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18664 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 7:40 am to
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59599 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 7:43 am to
They got unicorns up in Gretna

Bmath, that squatty potty commercial is disturbing.
This post was edited on 4/21/17 at 7:45 am
Posted by dabigfella
Member since Mar 2016
6687 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 7:43 am to
I dont even go to starbucks, but im strongly contemplating going in and ordering 50 of these for my employees today just so I can piss off a barista bc I saw that video rant from that employee about how annoyed he gets making them bc shite gets messy and all in his hair.

LINK

he rants and says if you love your barista you shouldn't order it.....i hate the baristas so i will be ordering big quantities.
This post was edited on 4/21/17 at 7:46 am
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 7:45 am to
quote:

Sugars 59g


Damn. shite like this is why we have so many huge women nowadays.
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22159 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 7:45 am to
But it has some electrolytes.
Posted by Breaux
Member since Nov 2005
3967 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 7:45 am to
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Posted by Blob Fish
Member since Mar 2016
3091 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 7:47 am to
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51244 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 7:49 am to
lol yeah, people go to Starbucks and get what is essentially a milkshake for their morning drink every single day.
Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
38405 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 7:49 am to
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9820 posts
Posted on 4/21/17 at 7:50 am to
Calm down and i'll take you to starbucks and buy you a Unicorn since you clearly can't afford it.
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