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Spinoff thread - How far off the deep end need a woman go fo you to call it off?

Posted on 6/28/16 at 10:31 pm
Posted by Halftrack
The Wild Blue Yonder
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 6/28/16 at 10:31 pm
Married or Gf whatever?
This post was edited on 6/28/16 at 10:32 pm
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
42568 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 10:33 pm to
shite getting real in halftrack's house?
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 10:34 pm to
Is she hot?
Posted by TheWalrus
Member since Dec 2012
40552 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 10:34 pm to
How hot is she? There's a sliding scale.
Posted by Halftrack
The Wild Blue Yonder
Member since Apr 2015
2763 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 10:37 pm to
The Hot / Crazy scale said all women are at least a 4 crazy. Just wondering when you should call it off after a 10 year marriage with kids:

1. Wife throws things or
2. Wife hits husband or
3. Police are called on wife?

Do all women do this on the regular?

And no, we don't live in a trailer park but probably should.
This post was edited on 6/28/16 at 10:38 pm
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124451 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 10:37 pm to
Pulls a gun on me and shoots me

I can live with just about anything else
This post was edited on 6/28/16 at 10:38 pm
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260684 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 10:38 pm to
Really not one of those situations you can call until you're there.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24585 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 10:38 pm to
When she quits swallowing.
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
42568 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 10:39 pm to
My wife was doing the same shite. I made her get on Zoloft, or I was out. Gonna get the kids grown, and if we split, I will never remarry again. Not worth it.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136811 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 10:39 pm to
You roll when she becomes a bad mom
Posted by GeauxBebe
Member since Jun 2016
49 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 10:40 pm to
All of those things. She needs anger management and in the end your kids will need therapy.


GTFO
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129005 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 10:41 pm to
Sounds like you did not choose a spouse wisely.


Gotta think with the big head over the little head when it comes to actually marrying a chick.
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
20279 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 10:42 pm to
No, not all women do that shite. Sounds like she needs some St Johns Wart.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124451 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 10:42 pm to
Start putting antifreeze in her drinks when she isn't looking if you want to get rid of her
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
42568 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 10:43 pm to
That is not how evoluation works. We are programmed to breed to most attractive person we can. I wish it weren't tho. Damn you science.
Posted by Halftrack
The Wild Blue Yonder
Member since Apr 2015
2763 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 10:45 pm to
So nobody's wife throws shite at them? Nobody's wife has attacked them? Nobody's wife has had the police called on them?

Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129005 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 10:46 pm to
My husband would divorce me if I tried pulling that shite with him.


Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29453 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 10:47 pm to
quote:

Sounds like you did not choose a spouse wisely.

You will notice in this quote how the woman's first response is to try and turn the tables on the man.

Wife went crazy? Must have been the man's fault.
Wife cheated? Husband wasn't giving her what she needed.
Husband cheated? Husband is a pig.
Posted by GeauxBebe
Member since Jun 2016
49 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 10:48 pm to
quote:

So nobody's wife throws shite at them?



I did throw a slice of cheese once.

I'm a badass like that
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
20279 posts
Posted on 6/28/16 at 10:48 pm to
quote:

So nobody's wife throws shite at them? Nobody's wife has attacked them? Nobody's wife has had the police


Correct. That's not a fight...that's called an assault, brother
This post was edited on 6/28/16 at 10:52 pm
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