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re: Spinoff: Reasons for divorce - whats the best you've heard?
Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:44 pm to Count Chocula
Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:44 pm to Count Chocula
quote:
Its too big
Its too big what?
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Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:46 pm to CptBengal
I love you but I'm not 'in love' with you....
Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:52 pm to Lakeboy7
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When I did that kind of work the number one cause of divorce was momma getting a new set of tits
Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:58 pm to CptBengal
My friend got divorced because his wife came out as a lesbian. Talk about your irreconcilable differences.
Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:59 pm to Lakeboy7
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When I did that kind of work the number one cause of divorce was momma getting a new set of tits
That may have been a symptom of the problem, but not the cause.
Posted on 5/19/16 at 4:00 pm to Count Chocula
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Exactly what Im gonna do upon retirement
Ironically, the wife trimmed up--after a fat divorce settlement. She's now dating some ex-NBAer.
My buddy's not hurting though, at least in the meaningless-sex-with-chicks-one-third-his-age category.
Life's funny, innit?
Posted on 5/19/16 at 4:01 pm to HempHead
quote:worked out for both of them i would assume
father because he played too much golf and didn't do any housework.
Posted on 5/19/16 at 4:02 pm to sunnyz
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My friend got divorced because his wife came out as a lesbian. Talk about your irreconcilable differences.
Talk about missed opportunity. With a little imagination he coulda reconciled that situation like a boss.
Posted on 5/19/16 at 4:03 pm to Ryan3232
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worked out for both of them i would assume
For my dad, yes.
For my mom, no.
Posted on 5/19/16 at 4:05 pm to Artie Rome
Ummmmmm...thanks?
I'm actually much less miserable since the divorce (and all the other horrible shite that followed shortly after it.)
Learning to live again is rewarding
I'm actually much less miserable since the divorce (and all the other horrible shite that followed shortly after it.)
Learning to live again is rewarding
Posted on 5/19/16 at 4:05 pm to sunnyz
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My friend got divorced because his wife came out as a lesbian. Talk about your irreconcilable differences.
yeah, I know a marriage that happened to. The guy freaked out and almost killed her when she told him.
strange thing is now (15 years later), she is dating a man and a woman at the same time.
My wife had a family friend that got aids and gave it to his wife and they got divorced from that....in the late 80s. He was gay. he died, she is still alive (which is a miracle)
Posted on 5/19/16 at 4:06 pm to Mars duMorgue
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Talk about missed opportunity.
They actually tried that route and it didn't end well.
Posted on 5/19/16 at 4:07 pm to Mo Jeaux
quote:I think he's talking about the pork and beans
its too big what?
Posted on 5/19/16 at 4:08 pm to sunnyz
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They actually tried that route and it didn't end well.
In that case I
your pal.Posted on 5/19/16 at 4:12 pm to Mars duMorgue
If women would keep putting out at pre-marriage levels there would be far less divorce.
Men can put up with a bunch of shite if they are getting laid regularly.
Men can put up with a bunch of shite if they are getting laid regularly.
Posted on 5/19/16 at 4:32 pm to Salmon
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2 Army people get married, they are in separate units in Iraq, the husbands time is up to come home, but he re-ups for another 2 years to be in his wife's unit
Did he put a lot of life insurance on her before nature took its course?
Posted on 5/19/16 at 4:37 pm to CptBengal
Lack of trust
Posted on 5/19/16 at 4:48 pm to Allyn McKeen
quote:Boss status
My secretary in Japan told her husband that sex once a month was plenty for anybody. He filed divorce papers the next day.
Posted on 5/19/16 at 5:42 pm to bayoudude
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Men can put up with a bunch of shite if they are getting laid regularly.
Winner, winner chicken dinner.
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