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Spinoff: Reasons for divorce - whats the best you've heard?

Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:00 pm
Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
Member since Dec 2007
71661 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:00 pm
What's the best reason for divorce you've seen used?

What's the worst?

Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
22047 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:01 pm to
The worst is "I need to find myself." What does that even mean?
This post was edited on 5/19/16 at 3:02 pm
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62713 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:01 pm to
What other reasons than sex or money are there?
Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
Member since Dec 2007
71661 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:02 pm to
they got fat?
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
23858 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:02 pm to
the mother of a really good friend of mine in high school straight up left with her ex boyfriend from high school at a reunion. no letter, no phone call, just left
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123872 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:03 pm to
I never loved you to begin with.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55438 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:03 pm to
My mother divorced my father because he played too much golf and didn't do any housework.

Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:04 pm to
Goddamnit. I knew it.
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:04 pm to
I thought "irreconcilable differences" pretty much covers everything.
Posted by LSU_Saints_Hornets
Uptown NO,LA
Member since Jan 2013
9739 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:04 pm to
She couldn't take the bbc
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98111 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:06 pm to
quote:

the mother of a really good friend of mine in high school straight up left with her ex boyfriend from high school at a reunion. no letter, no phone call, just left


I had a girl from high school reconnect on FB with me. I knew she was sweet on me back then but didn't think too much of it. One day she messaged me that she was leaving her husband, she never loved him, she had always loved me and wanted to get "back together" (we had never been together to begin with.) I declined. She later married some other guy from our high school.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12051 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:06 pm to
One wanted to have kids, one did not ever want to have kids. This happened and divorce occurred a year into the marriage. It really boggles my mind that this topic was never discussed prior to committing to marriage.
Posted by Allyn McKeen
Key West, FL
Member since Jun 2012
4274 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:07 pm to
My secretary in Japan told her husband that sex once a month was plenty for anybody. He filed divorce papers the next day.
Posted by 2geaux
Georgia
Member since Feb 2008
2603 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:07 pm to
I couldn't get along with her boyfriends!
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55438 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:08 pm to
quote:

I couldn't get along with her boyfriends!



Is that you, Bernard?
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
23858 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:09 pm to
ironically enough, she seemed like of the more stable mothers/wives of my friends parents. I don't think they stayed together longer than a year
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113874 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:09 pm to
Someone in my neighborhood left his wife because "she was crazy". A week after their youngest kid started college, he told his wife he couldn't handle her crazy arse and how she would freak out if he ran to the store and he was gone longer than she thought it should take him to go or how every Sunday she wanted everyone to leave at a certain time and not come back until a certain time because she had to mop the floor.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62713 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

they got fat?

That's still falls under the sex category.
Who wants to have sex with only fatties?
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28064 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:11 pm to
Her family.
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
17517 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:13 pm to
quote:

Someone in my neighborhood left his wife because "she was crazy". A week after their youngest kid started college, he told his wife he couldn't handle her crazy arse and how she would freak out if he ran to the store and he was gone longer than she thought it should take him to go or how every Sunday she wanted everyone to leave at a certain time and not come back until a certain time because she had to mop the floor.


sounds like my Wife. 18 years left to go.
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