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re: Spinoff: Reasons for divorce - whats the best you've heard?
Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:13 pm to CptBengal
Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:13 pm to CptBengal
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divorce
When I did that kind of work the number one cause of divorce was momma getting a new set of tits, if you want to stay married dont buy em someone else will enjoy them..
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Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:16 pm to CptBengal
Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:17 pm to CptBengal
When George Jones and Tammy Wynette got a divorce, the Judge asked Tammy why she wanted a divorce, she said that she couldn't live with man that would shoot at her.
When the Judge asked George why he wanted a divorce, he said that he couldn't live with a woman that he had to shoot at.
When the Judge asked George why he wanted a divorce, he said that he couldn't live with a woman that he had to shoot at.
Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:18 pm to CptBengal
1.She Performed in a Donkey show in Mexico
2.She had BBC in my own Bed
3.She's a Crazy Bitch
2.She had BBC in my own Bed
3.She's a Crazy Bitch
Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:19 pm to CptBengal
A friend of mine's aunt noticed her husband acting peculiar and spending a lot of time on the computer. She thought he was having an affair, so she put a program on the computer that records keystrokes.
When he left to go to work, she looked up the website he was on and had his password(from the program) and found a gay website. On the website, he had posted a video of him getting boned by a BBC. Worst of all, it was in her own bed!
Needless to say, she left his arse with a quickness.
When he left to go to work, she looked up the website he was on and had his password(from the program) and found a gay website. On the website, he had posted a video of him getting boned by a BBC. Worst of all, it was in her own bed!
Needless to say, she left his arse with a quickness.
Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:23 pm to REB BEER
Be honest. That husband was really you
Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:27 pm to CptBengal
Funniest one I've heard was at a pre deployment brief for power of attorney.
Supposedly a Marine gave a General Power of Attorney to his mother instead of his wife. Well mama didn't like the wife too much so filed for divorce.
Supposedly a Marine gave a General Power of Attorney to his mother instead of his wife. Well mama didn't like the wife too much so filed for divorce.
Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:28 pm to CptBengal
irreconcilable differences
Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:30 pm to fr33manator
quote:
I never loved you to begin with.
I hate you and love you.
And that isn't a reason for divorce, just a statement from me to you. You generally suck, but I guess you are entitled to your misery. Cheers bro.
Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:32 pm to CptBengal
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This post was edited on 5/19/16 at 3:33 pm
Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:32 pm to Artie Rome
Its too big
Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:33 pm to Shotgun Willie
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Shotgun Willie
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Found out he has been cheating with a teacher at the school he coaches at in Katy.
Sounds like a case for the OT detectives. I expect pics by the time I go to bed.
Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:36 pm to CptBengal
the worst (or best) depending on how you look at it
2 Army people get married, they are in separate units in Iraq, the husbands time is up to come home, but he re-ups for another 2 years to be in his wife's unit
when he gets to the unit, the commanding officer (or whoever) tells him that his wife had pretty much fricked the entire unit, including himself
but he had already signed up so he was now stuck in the new unit for another 2 years in Iraq with he whore ex wife when he could have been home
2 Army people get married, they are in separate units in Iraq, the husbands time is up to come home, but he re-ups for another 2 years to be in his wife's unit
when he gets to the unit, the commanding officer (or whoever) tells him that his wife had pretty much fricked the entire unit, including himself
but he had already signed up so he was now stuck in the new unit for another 2 years in Iraq with he whore ex wife when he could have been home
This post was edited on 5/19/16 at 3:37 pm
Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:36 pm to CunningLinguist
quote:
Be honest. That husband was really you
Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:37 pm to momentoftruth87
quote:
Supposedly a Marine gave a General Power of Attorney to his mother instead of his wife. Well mama didn't like the wife too much so filed for divorce.
Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:39 pm to Salmon
oh!
or it was my cousin who discovered that her husband was on the FBI's ten most wanted list
she recognized his clothes on a billboard asking if anyone knew who it was
he had a nickname, but I forgot, but he had robbed something like 15-20 banks in Oklahoma and Kansas for a couple of years
or it was my cousin who discovered that her husband was on the FBI's ten most wanted list
she recognized his clothes on a billboard asking if anyone knew who it was
he had a nickname, but I forgot, but he had robbed something like 15-20 banks in Oklahoma and Kansas for a couple of years
Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:39 pm to Salmon
quote:
2 Army people get married, they are in separate units in Iraq, the husbands time is up to come home, but he re-ups for another 2 years to be in his wife's unit when he gets to the unit, the commanding officer (or whoever) tells him that his wife had pretty much fricked the entire unit, including himself but he had already signed up so he was now stuck in the new unit for another 2 years in Iraq with he whore ex wife when he could have been home
Wow. Talk about backfire.
Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:41 pm to CptBengal
Most brutally honest:
"My wife got fat. I work my arse off to support her and my family--is it too much to ask to have a nice body to come home to in the evening?"
This from a friend of mine--now divorced, now co-owner of a nightclub in Bangkok.
"My wife got fat. I work my arse off to support her and my family--is it too much to ask to have a nice body to come home to in the evening?"
This from a friend of mine--now divorced, now co-owner of a nightclub in Bangkok.
Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:42 pm to Mars duMorgue
quote:Exactly what Im gonna do upon retirement
now co-owner of a nightclub in Bangkok.
Posted on 5/19/16 at 3:43 pm to Vdrine
quote:
When George Jones and Tammy Wynette got a divorce, the Judge asked Tammy why she wanted a divorce, she said that she couldn't live with man that would shoot at her.
When the Judge asked George why he wanted a divorce, he said that he couldn't live with a woman that he had to shoot at.
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