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re: Spinoff: Question for boat owners re: trashy chicks

Posted on 6/3/16 at 12:56 pm to
Posted by SaturdayTraditions
Down Seven Bridges Rd
Member since Sep 2015
3284 posts
Posted on 6/3/16 at 12:56 pm to
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how much will I have to spend to own a boat that brings in the high class instagram whores


If you have to ask... you can't afford it.
Posted by wizziko
New Jersey Nets Fan
Member since Jan 2006
35881 posts
Posted on 6/3/16 at 12:59 pm to
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doesn't really matter(has to be a little bigger than a pirogue,) most brawds view boats the same way they do airplanes, they don't know the difference between a C-172 and a Learjet, boats are guaranteed panty removers though,and you don't have to resort to trashy chicks(not that there's anything wrong with them)



what about something like this?

Posted by sealawyer
Coonassganistan
Member since Nov 2012
3138 posts
Posted on 6/3/16 at 12:59 pm to
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If you have to ask... you can't afford it.




Going off the link posted I certainly cannot afford a 9 million dollar boat.
Posted by SaturdayTraditions
Down Seven Bridges Rd
Member since Sep 2015
3284 posts
Posted on 6/3/16 at 1:00 pm to
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Going off the link posted I certainly cannot afford a 9 million dollar boat


Posted by Lionnation1993
Member since Nov 2013
6103 posts
Posted on 6/3/16 at 1:01 pm to
Trashy speed boats are trash chick magnets. Get a nice bass boat, they run away. Jet Ski's can also attract non trashy chicks
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
139799 posts
Posted on 6/3/16 at 1:04 pm to
You can finance a boat for 15 years. Cost is not an issue for baws.
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 6/3/16 at 1:05 pm to
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Going off the link posted I certainly cannot afford a 9 million dollar boat.





That link had garbage..

You can get this '08 sunseeker for 3.8

Posted by Jobu93
Cypress TX
Member since Sep 2011
19203 posts
Posted on 6/3/16 at 1:06 pm to
you like trashy chicks
trashy chicks like boats

If it flies, fricks, or floats, RENT IT.

Rent a BIG PIMPING BOAT and slay away.

Watch out for the trashy chick std rashes though.
This post was edited on 6/3/16 at 1:07 pm
Posted by sealawyer
Coonassganistan
Member since Nov 2012
3138 posts
Posted on 6/3/16 at 1:08 pm to
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Rent a BIG PIMPING BOAT and slay away.


on a serious note I had heard that phrase many time but didn't realize you could actually rent boats. where might a man do that?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 6/3/16 at 1:08 pm to
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Trashy speed boats are trash chick magnets. Get a nice bass boat, they run away. Jet Ski's can also attract non trashy chicks

get an old sf or yf, rent a slip at a nice marina, if you've got any game at all it might not even have to have motors in it
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 6/3/16 at 1:09 pm to
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on a serious note I had heard that phrase many time but didn't realize you could actually rent boats. where might a man do that?

usually near large bodies of water
Posted by BugAC
St. George
Member since Oct 2007
52765 posts
Posted on 6/3/16 at 1:11 pm to
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Yes.

It's the implication.




Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
39555 posts
Posted on 6/3/16 at 1:19 pm to
I know of some guys who own a boat harbored in Chicago that share expenses.

You don't think when they take that thing out at night through the city river they aren't getting laid?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 6/3/16 at 1:23 pm to
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You don't think when they take that thing out at night through the city river they aren't getting laid?



I was partners with a friend in a 53' Hatteras yf when I lived in FL and single. Some of things that went on on that boat amaze me to this day. I don't even bother telling anyone except close friends because it was so unreal.
Posted by 007mag
Death Valley, Sec. 408
Member since Dec 2011
3873 posts
Posted on 6/3/16 at 1:24 pm to
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how much will I have to spend

Not as much as you think

Posted by sealawyer
Coonassganistan
Member since Nov 2012
3138 posts
Posted on 6/3/16 at 1:27 pm to
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I don't even bother telling anyone


This is the OT, tell away.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 6/3/16 at 1:28 pm to
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This is the OT, tell away.

Posted by sealawyer
Coonassganistan
Member since Nov 2012
3138 posts
Posted on 6/3/16 at 1:29 pm to
Stories about debauchery on a boat to close out my friday?

Could be a hell of a lot worse.
Posted by AwesomeSauce
Das Boot
Member since May 2015
7463 posts
Posted on 6/3/16 at 1:30 pm to
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They have no standards except vagina
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112279 posts
Posted on 6/3/16 at 1:35 pm to
I once got a chain email from a poster on here that contained some photos/videos of some swingers banging on a boat that were old OTers or something.

They were all old and fat tho
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