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re: Spent 10 hrs today trying to get pussy only for her to go home with a football player
Posted on 10/22/17 at 6:29 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Posted on 10/22/17 at 6:29 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
You have dropped the ball on the greatest opportunity ever for some drunk slut shaming. Since you have not identified her, with pictures, I can only assume you are playing the long game now.
Is your new plan to hit it, wipe your dick on her curtains, then not call her back?
Is your new plan to hit it, wipe your dick on her curtains, then not call her back?
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Posted on 10/22/17 at 8:21 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Never put the pussy on a pedestal.
Posted on 10/22/17 at 8:22 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Got laid twice by my wife.
Posted on 10/22/17 at 8:25 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Spent 10 hrs today trying to get pussy only for her to go home with a football player
And there was probably some chick trying to throw you the pussy and you passed.
Never pass up for sure pussy for more pussy and wind up with no pussy.
Posted on 10/22/17 at 8:28 am to LZ83
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Got laid twice by my wife.
Thank God for Peptides
Be honest, the first time lasted 30 seconds and she was kind enough to let you get a redo huh?
Posted on 10/22/17 at 8:35 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Vandy fans aren't this stupid and lame, are they?
Posted on 10/22/17 at 8:36 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
at multiple married guys claiming to have sex twice in one day. It's like everyone calling in sick on the same day. This post was edited on 10/22/17 at 8:38 am
Posted on 10/22/17 at 8:38 am to St Augustine
This guys wife doesn't give it up
Posted on 10/22/17 at 8:39 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Chase a check, never chase a bitch
Posted on 10/22/17 at 8:46 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
She was probably just not that into you or you are just that big of a beta. Either or move on to the next and/or into your league.
Posted on 10/22/17 at 9:07 am to stelly1025
Nah should've left her earlier but she rode with me to the tailgate and I was with her all day. Tried to play nice should've just ditched her when she wouldn't let me finger bang at halftime
Posted on 10/22/17 at 9:17 am to Tigeralum2008
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Be honest, the first time lasted 30 seconds and she was kind enough to let you get a redo huh?
Dude got 2 nuts, who cares how it happened or how long it took. A wife looks at that as him showing her how desirable she is.
I vet she got his arse some food after that...guranteed
Posted on 10/22/17 at 9:27 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Tried to play nice should've just ditched her when she wouldn't let me finger bang at halftime
Well, with moves like that I can't understand how this happened.
Posted on 10/22/17 at 9:29 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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How's yalls Saturday been?
Well, I broke my goddamn phone because I fell into the pool fricking around with my brother's dog. We're giving it the rice treatment right now, but I doubt that helps any.
I did get laid though by the girlfriend later...
So it's a toss up.
Posted on 10/22/17 at 9:34 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
So you couldn’t close.
Look at what you did and how you did it, and re-evaluate.
Learn from it for next time.
Look at what you did and how you did it, and re-evaluate.
Learn from it for next time.
Posted on 10/22/17 at 9:35 am to LooseCannon22282
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I barfed up the food I ate at the tail gate earlier.
acid reflux.
oh man....Posted on 10/22/17 at 11:21 am to Tigeralum2008
Yes, that's what happened. Dumbass
Posted on 10/22/17 at 11:42 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
quote:Mike Utley?
Spent 10 hrs today trying to get pussy only for her to go home with a football player
Posted on 10/22/17 at 11:44 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Never try to frick a cleat chaser baw
Posted on 10/22/17 at 11:47 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Spent 10 hrs today trying to get pussy
Not the most efficient use of your time, I must say.
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