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re: Spent 10 hrs today trying to get pussy only for her to go home with a football player

Posted on 10/22/17 at 11:50 am to
Posted by Collegedropout
Where Northern Mexico meets Dixie
Member since May 2017
5202 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 11:50 am to
Yeah you're a pussy bro I was out much later and I'm still living in my high school town. I hope my Vandy bud goes harder than this.
Posted by Collegedropout
Where Northern Mexico meets Dixie
Member since May 2017
5202 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 11:54 am to
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How's yalls Saturday been?

Thanks for asking.
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Well, I broke my goddamn phone because I fell into the pool

I fell in the pool too. Or well I got pushed in. I got out and threw the fricker who pushed me in and I'm pretty sure I ruined his phone. Still pissed though cause my weed got wet. I have smoked a bowl of it but it is not the same.

Also, my girlfriend set her phone down for like an hour and some Messican stole it.

At least I'm not hungover.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 11:55 am to
I remember my first beer
Posted by Collegedropout
Where Northern Mexico meets Dixie
Member since May 2017
5202 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 11:56 am to
I can't wait for my first beer
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
16009 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 1:15 pm to
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12:58am

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The night was still young, pussy

I'd been drinking since 10:45 am. I didn't have the energy to rebait the hook
This post was edited on 10/22/17 at 1:19 pm
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76184 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 2:46 pm to
A friend of a friend lost his girlfriend to Andrew Whitworth. He supposedly PIIHB. The guy certainly want going to confront Whitworth about it. Such a sad story.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 4:44 pm to
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I'm getting stoned by myself. How's yalls Saturday been?


I'm jealous
Posted by umop_apisdn
Member since Sep 2017
3673 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 4:47 pm to
Sorry to hear.

Protip: you will 'know' much sooner than 10 hours
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 4:52 pm to
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Spent 10 hrs today

10 hours tho?
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57616 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 4:58 pm to
This sounds like the definition of putting the pussy on the pedestal.
Posted by Gulf Coast Tiger
Ms Gulf Coast
Member since Jan 2004
18660 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 4:59 pm to
I loved being a football player
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
13147 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 5:15 pm to
My daddy always told me "son if you ain't in by midnite.....just go on home."
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
16009 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 6:27 pm to
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This sounds like the definition of putting the pussy on the pedestal.
not really. She was awkward and followed me around like a puppy dog for 5 hours. I was just looking for some poon and made that clear pretty early. After a while I stopped caring but still figured she'd go home with me and I'd smash that's the only reason I stuck around. Had I'd known she was gonna frick some other dude I would've drove to la tech where a girl was snapping me was at and invited me over.
Posted by Collegedropout
Where Northern Mexico meets Dixie
Member since May 2017
5202 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 6:29 pm to
How far is the drive from Nashville to Ruston?
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
16009 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 6:30 pm to
I was in Starkville but still she was snapping me at 2 pm. Could've easily made it there by 7 and spent the night
This post was edited on 10/22/17 at 6:32 pm
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
14792 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 6:32 pm to
You're an idiot, obviously.
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
16009 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 6:32 pm to
Why? I like to travel and watch football games all across the South during football season
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
14792 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 6:34 pm to
Ok?

Let me clarify, you're an idiot with women.
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
16009 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 6:35 pm to
Oh.. Yeah probs
Posted by PeterPeterP
Member since Jan 2013
781 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 7:10 pm to
You have no pussy control.
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