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re: Someone Parked in My Parking Spot
Posted on 7/4/14 at 1:50 pm to AbitaFan08
Posted on 7/4/14 at 1:50 pm to AbitaFan08
take a shite on the vent by the windshield wipers and mash it in real good. when they turn on their air conditioner, they will have a pleasant surprise.
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Posted on 7/4/14 at 1:52 pm to Envy
Jesus man, whatever stick is up your arse, kindly remove it. You need to calm the frick down.
I came here looking for a clever way to mess with someone, that's it. Your joke sucked, you suck, and God bless America.
I came here looking for a clever way to mess with someone, that's it. Your joke sucked, you suck, and God bless America.
Posted on 7/4/14 at 1:54 pm to AbitaFan08
Couldn't you just leave a note saying that they are parking in your assigned spot that you pay for and if they continue to park there you will have them towed?
Posted on 7/4/14 at 1:57 pm to lsunurse
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Couldn't you just leave a note saying that they are parking in your assigned spot that you pay for and if they continue to park there you will have them towed?
Absolutely. I just thought there could be a funnier way of conveying this message. I like the idea someone posted of leaving a bill on their windshield for the time they parked there.
Posted on 7/4/14 at 2:13 pm to AbitaFan08
Here's a poem a friend of mine wrote a few years ago- might give you a little inspiration.
Posted on 7/4/14 at 2:24 pm to LSUGUMBO
Speaking of sitting in someone's seat. Went to my first UH baseball game a year ago or so. Some guy was sitting in our seats, and I didn't know how full the stadium gets so I told him to move we paid for them, not wanting someone to come and tell us the same thing. Wife said it was a dick move, I think not. Verdict?
Posted on 7/4/14 at 2:26 pm to Mizzoufan26
You could have just at first nicely said "hey I think you are in the wrong seats" and shown him your tickets. If he still didn't move get a seat attendant to come.
Posted on 7/4/14 at 2:28 pm to LSUGUMBO
Posted on 7/4/14 at 2:33 pm to lsunurse
That was kinda how it went down, I think you're in our seats. He gave some stupid excuse, I told him no he needs to move
This post was edited on 7/4/14 at 2:34 pm
Posted on 7/4/14 at 2:35 pm to AbitaFan08
Cheese dip on the windshield sends a nice message.
Posted on 7/4/14 at 2:35 pm to RoyalBaby
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royalbaby
Posted on 7/4/14 at 2:40 pm to AbitaFan08
My wife had some whore that parked in her reserved spot - after she ignored repeated warnings and the apartment complex refused to tow her, we rubbed a bunch of dog shite under her door handles. She quit parking there.
Posted on 7/4/14 at 3:41 pm to tigerfan in bamaland
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copious amounts of bird seed all around.
Or....feed a chicken X-Lax and lock him in their hot car!
Posted on 7/4/14 at 4:14 pm to AbitaFan08
Too bad the weather is warm. In a Boston winter, chocolate Magic Shell applied to windshield and rear window is money.
Posted on 7/4/14 at 4:16 pm to AbitaFan08
quote:you are fricking stupid
200/mo extra for a parking spot,
Posted on 7/4/14 at 4:18 pm to Bama and Beer
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you are fricking stupid
You have no concept of cost in a large city.
Posted on 7/4/14 at 4:23 pm to AbitaFan08
I just don't see a clever way to call someone out for taking what is rightfully yours. You can manage this without being a dick while also not trying to make it a clever joke for his/her amusement. I mean, this is your space. You pay for the space. Someone is squatting on your space and instead of handling this infringement immediately you are looking for a joking method to make your point. Sounds like you are uncomfortable with any kind of confrontation and want to make the douche who is in your space laugh to avoid getting your arse kicked.
Just go knock on the doors around that space and find out who is in your space. Tell him/her that you pay $200 a month for the space and that you understand that they might have been ignorant of the fact that they could not park there. Tell him it is all good but you need them to move to an un-numbered space. Doubtful you will get beaten up and you can cease the search for a clever way to assert your rightful stewardship of the space.
Just go knock on the doors around that space and find out who is in your space. Tell him/her that you pay $200 a month for the space and that you understand that they might have been ignorant of the fact that they could not park there. Tell him it is all good but you need them to move to an un-numbered space. Doubtful you will get beaten up and you can cease the search for a clever way to assert your rightful stewardship of the space.
Posted on 7/4/14 at 4:27 pm to AbitaFan08
No I don't. At all
This post was edited on 7/4/14 at 4:28 pm
Posted on 7/4/14 at 4:28 pm to Dick Leverage
Yes, I'm looking for a way to not get my arse kicked....you caught me.
I'm off work and it's raining so I'm bored and just wanted to think of an amusing way to get my point across.
Also, FWIW I had management run the plates and whoever it is is likely a guest of a resident here because they don't have their plate on file. I honestly don't think this person did it intentionally, so no need to be an arse about it, but I would like my spot back.
I'm off work and it's raining so I'm bored and just wanted to think of an amusing way to get my point across.
Also, FWIW I had management run the plates and whoever it is is likely a guest of a resident here because they don't have their plate on file. I honestly don't think this person did it intentionally, so no need to be an arse about it, but I would like my spot back.
Posted on 7/4/14 at 4:30 pm to Bama and Beer
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No I don't. At all
Honestly, neither did I until moving here a year ago. And I would have said the same thing you did to me. But unfortunately, $200/mo for covered parking is on the cheaper side. As I said earlier, the place I lived before wanted $450/mo, and the building next to mine now charges $350/mo, so $200/mo was a steal relatively.
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