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re: Someone ate my lunch

Posted on 9/28/16 at 8:27 am to
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39157 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 8:27 am to
Does he work? Is he going to support your daughter and the baby?

If not, he has set precedent that you can use each others things as you see fit. Wrap his 1991 Taurus around a tree.
Posted by uptownsage
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2014
2156 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 8:30 am to
quote:

It was actually my daughters boyfriend. Apparently they raided the fridge after I went to bed.

I will punch him in the throat.




Sure you will. They need to recoup their energy after banging all night.
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18315 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 8:34 am to
6/10
Posted by Dipper Jones
Member since Oct 2012
326 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 8:35 am to
6.5/10
Posted by PairofDucks
Member since Jul 2016
4992 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 8:36 am to
It was delicious. GFY.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 8:45 am to
It's time to assert your dominance. Slap him with your dick then frick his mother in front of him.
Posted by Tiger Nation 84
Member since Dec 2011
36518 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 8:45 am to
quote:

I'll tell you who it was. It was that damned sasquatch


Who would.steal 30 bag lunches

LINK
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
30616 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 8:46 am to
quote:

He must've got hungry after sex



Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 8:49 am to
Whomever did it bragged about it, investigate.
Just don't assume it's the fat guy
This post was edited on 9/28/16 at 8:52 am
Posted by Honky Lips
Member since Dec 2015
2828 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 8:51 am to
quote:

lsufan31


man i was gonna make a joke but after 2 pages i just feel bad for you now baw
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15120 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 8:55 am to
He's living rent free in your house, head, & bed
Posted by lsufan31
MS
Member since Mar 2013
2177 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 8:59 am to
Since he was talking about my wife, you clearly should think before you reply.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 9:00 am to
Best advice right here:

Pay a chick to help frame him, the chick will have to be young and kind of hot. Pregnant women will always believe their man is cheating
This post was edited on 9/28/16 at 9:01 am
Posted by jlu03
San Diego
Member since Jul 2012
3320 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 9:23 am to
Why fix your lunch when you work at McDonalds??
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18055 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 9:26 am to
quote:

Yeah, I already know- she's pregnant with his baby. Turns out they "planned" it.


Oh Lord, we don't need more single parents in this society
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78120 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 9:26 am to
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 9:29 am to
Dude can we get a thread with the boyfriend as the OP? It would be much more interesting to talk to someone who went into another man's house, fricked his daughter and ate his brown bag lunch.
Posted by monkeybutt
Member since Oct 2015
4583 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 9:29 am to
quote:

Yeah, I already know- she's pregnant with his baby. Turns out they "planned" it. But, we will have a baby boy come feb, and I will love him. Even if his dad is an asshat.



Found a future pic of you with your grandson

Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8591 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 9:30 am to
quote:

she's pregnant with his baby. Turns out they "planned" it.

Needed another $150 a month on the ol' EBT card huh?
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18055 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 9:51 am to
quote:

Needed another $150 a month on the ol' EBT card huh?


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