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re: Someone ate my lunch

Posted on 9/28/16 at 7:42 am to
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101920 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 7:42 am to
Damn, someone ate your lunch out of your own fridge?

And your 22-yo daughter is knocked up and still living at home?

Sounds like it's time to upgrade to a double-wide.
Posted by lsu2006
BR
Member since Feb 2004
39980 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 7:46 am to
quote:

It was actually my daughters boyfriend. Apparently they raided the fridge after I went to bed.

I will punch him in the throat.

Next-level trashy
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 7:47 am to
quote:

she's pregnant with his baby.


I think you pushed the troll a little too hard too fast.

3/10.
This post was edited on 9/28/16 at 8:01 am
Posted by LSU8654722
Member since Apr 2014
1495 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 7:47 am to
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108745 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 7:50 am to
quote:

Damn, someone ate your lunch out of your own fridge?

And your 22-yo daughter is knocked up and still living at home?


The same dude that inseminated his daughter ate his lunch. I think it's obvious who would be king of that double-wide.

"Hey old man, go fix me a sandwich... I'm hungry after blowing loads in your daughter all day."
Posted by LSU8654722
Member since Apr 2014
1495 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 7:53 am to
quote:

"Hey old man, go fix me a sandwich... I'm hungry after blowing loads in your daughter all day."


That's sig worthy right there
Posted by lsufan31
MS
Member since Mar 2013
2177 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 7:53 am to
Biggest one in the 'hood baw. Got a set of truck nuts bigger than yers
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8591 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 7:53 am to
quote:

lsufan31

Damn son, this is not gonna go well for you
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20394 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 7:56 am to
Sounds like someone needs their dick cut off and force-fed to them.
Posted by Boat Motor Bandit
Member since Jun 2016
1891 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 7:57 am to
Pic of your daughter for reference?
Posted by UGATiger26
Jacksonville, FL
Member since Dec 2009
9044 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 7:58 am to
quote:


"Hey old man, go fix me a sandwich... I'm hungry after blowing loads in your daughter all day."


Dude, I am in tears right now
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34508 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 8:00 am to
Your daughter probably hates him too but he domestically altercates with her so she feels scared to leave him

You just be a beta, I know for damn sure I wouldn't eat my FIL's food just out of respect for the man
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
32495 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 8:02 am to
quote:

Probably not, lol. She doesn't give it up to anyone.....that little prick doesn't stand a chance in hell.


All college age girls frick. Fact.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15329 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 8:08 am to
I think he was talking about his wife.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55309 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 8:09 am to
quote:

It was actually my daughters boyfriend. Apparently they raided



Well he's already established that you are the beta
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 8:18 am to
quote:

It was actually my daughters boyfriend. Apparently they raided the fridge after I went to bed.


Your daughters boyfriend came into your house, ate your food, fricked your daughter while you slept, blew a load on her face, and then left and you did nothing about it?
Posted by TexasTiger90
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Jul 2014
3576 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 8:21 am to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124276 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 8:22 am to
Murder them and all their pets
Posted by okietiger
Chelsea F.C. Fan
Member since Oct 2005
40971 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 8:22 am to
quote:

It was actually my daughters boyfriend.


This should end well.
Posted by Sneaky__Sally
Member since Jul 2015
12364 posts
Posted on 9/28/16 at 8:23 am to
quote:

I think you pushed the troll a little too hard too fast.

3/10.



maybe he had too much too fast?
This post was edited on 9/28/16 at 8:23 am
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