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Sidewalk etiquette when running

Posted on 6/16/17 at 8:15 am
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7284 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 8:15 am
I run into this issue all the time...no pun intended.

Here is the scenario:

The sidewalk is wide enough for two people to run/walk side by side,

Guy (Me) is running towards two women. When we meet, I always have to step off of the sidewalk as I pass them, mostly into dirt and mud. The women see me coming towards them and never move into single file so everyone can stay on the sidewalk. Why do I always have to get off the sidewalk because my parents raised a gentleman? Should I be a dick next time and just bump into them.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 8:15 am to
Run in the street you fricking idiot
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65962 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 8:16 am to
stop running on the sidewalk.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35129 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 8:16 am to
They aren't being rude. Women are oblivious to the world around them.
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19351 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 8:17 am to
just red rover the shite outta them
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71403 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 8:17 am to
I'd probably just bump into them. I don't run, but I walk a lot on sidewalks, and they do the same fricking thing when they see someone walking the opposite direction too.
This post was edited on 6/16/17 at 8:18 am
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124422 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 8:17 am to
I do the same thing you do

It's not really a big deal

It does piss me off when I wave and people don't wave back
Posted by Rossberg02
Member since Jun 2016
2591 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 8:19 am to
He isn't on a bike.

Run on the sidewalk and make them move.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12152 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 8:19 am to
Just yell out real loud, 'ON YOUR LEFT!!!!!!' as you approach them even if they aren't in your way.
Posted by GeauxTigerTM
Member since Sep 2006
30596 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 8:20 am to
quote:

Should I be a dick next time and just bump into them.


Yes.

If someone is going to be such an a-hole that they refuse to simply NOT walk side by side on a sidewalk that can only accommodate two people across forcing you to get off said sidewalk to pass, then frick them. This is the case regardless of sex, or running. Not a runner, but when this look like it's going to happen I always stay in my lane and force whoever it is to move. I'm not jumping off a idewalk because some a-hole refuses to move over behind their partner for two seconds so others can pass where they should be able to.

Call it a life lesson that maybe you'll be teaching them.
Posted by PhillipJFry
Member since Sep 2016
964 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 8:20 am to
Bro. The sidewalk ettiquette is one of my biggest pet peeves.

The chicks should give you room to run by them, period, end of discussion.

This scenario happens almost weekly. I am walking down the sidewalk and a group of 3 or 4 are approaching and they dont move! Wtf?

Now for you runners and bikers. When i am walking and your are behind me and get pissed because I am in your way, well piss off would ya.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32711 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 8:20 am to
Just start screaming "ON YOUR RIGHT!"
Posted by Adam4848
LA
Member since Apr 2006
18963 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 8:20 am to
shite like this pisses me off to no end.

Assuming you're on the right side of the sidewalk you stay in your lane and keep going straight into her path...she'll move.

quote:

Not a runner, but when this look like it's going to happen I always stay in my lane and force whoever it is to move. I'm not jumping off a idewalk because some a-hole refuses to move over behind their partner for two seconds so others can pass where they should be able to.


This
This post was edited on 6/16/17 at 8:22 am
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65962 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 8:20 am to
it's called a side walk. not a side run.
Posted by Grit-Eating Shin
You're an Idiot
Member since May 2013
8433 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 8:20 am to
Don't run into them, but graze one just enough so the sweat from your arm rubs off on them. That's one of my favorite tricks.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 8:29 am to
quote:

Sidewalk etiquette when running

Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
15761 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 8:30 am to
When you see this happening, just come to a complete stop about 5 feet from them and stand on the sidewalk. They will move and get the hint for next time.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71403 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 8:32 am to
quote:

Run in the street you fricking idiot



I already have to avoid pot holes, I don't want to avoid shitty weekend marathoners.
Posted by Negative Nomad
Hell
Member since Oct 2011
3173 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 8:34 am to
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This post was edited on 6/24/17 at 12:02 am
Posted by Lakeboy7
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2011
23965 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 8:38 am to
You run in the neutral ground toward the oncoming streetcar on the way out and just switch sides coming home.
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