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re: Shark attacks Lakeview boy swimming in Lake Pontchartrain

Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:10 pm to
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28138 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:10 pm to
Shark shoulda bit the mom.
Posted by CT
Kate Upton's back
Member since Sep 2004
21054 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:10 pm to
Free PBR's for any hipster who wants to go swimming in Lake Pontchartrain today.
Posted by Dave England
Member since Apr 2013
5107 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:10 pm to
frick dat
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
84066 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:14 pm to
I definitely knocked up on a shark on the north shore before. Never swam so fast in my life to get back to the pier.
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:19 pm to


That's fricked up.
Posted by Impotent Waffle
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2007
9718 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:22 pm to
Day before Shark week starts. Seems fishy
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41569 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:23 pm to
quote:

Day before Shark week starts. Seems fishy

It does seem a little too coincidental and we're all taking the bait.
Posted by CT
Kate Upton's back
Member since Sep 2004
21054 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:25 pm to
quote:

Day before Shark week starts


Side Note: It's currently Shart Week on Comedy Central
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:36 pm to
quote:

Shart Week


Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:41 pm to
quote:

"I'm just glad it got him on the foot. If it had gotten him on his calf or somewhere with some meat, it could have been a lot worse. He literally had to kick it off. It was clamped down."


Like a BOSS. 7 years old.
Posted by UL-SabanRival
Member since May 2013
4651 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:53 pm to
He just wants to sound cool on the news.
Posted by RummelTiger
Texas
Member since Aug 2004
89837 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:55 pm to
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79634 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:56 pm to
quote:

same bite radius


Thank you, Richard Dreyfuss.
Posted by CE Tiger
Metairie
Member since Jan 2008
41584 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 4:24 pm to
flesh eating bacteria, this kid doesn't stand a chance
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 4:38 pm to
That kid is lucky as hell that's all he's got. It's gonna be some cool looking scars on that foot a couple years down the road.
Posted by UL-SabanRival
Member since May 2013
4651 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 4:47 pm to


Seriously, though, look at it. A five foot bull shark is a pretty big fish. It looks like whatever made that barely came down on his heel.

The kid's story sounds pretty sharky, but you know how kids make stuff up.
Posted by Dr. Shultz
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Jun 2013
6391 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 4:49 pm to
No way it was a 5 foot bull shark.
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 4:58 pm to
Why would anyone swim in Lake Ponchartrain?!?
This post was edited on 8/9/14 at 4:58 pm
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53765 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 4:59 pm to
Smile you sonofabitch.
Posted by Zantrix
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2009
7940 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 5:03 pm to
quote:

Why would anyone swim in Lake Ponchartrain?!?



Have you never been double dared by the trash that lives in Lakeview to put your kid in the big urine pool to the north?
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