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re: Say something incriminating about the company you work for

Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:32 pm to
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:32 pm to
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
18762 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:32 pm to
How many idiots are going to post in this thread on a work PC or on the work wifi?
Posted by PolyPusher86
St. George
Member since Jun 2010
3357 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:32 pm to
Big brother is watching...
Posted by RummelTiger
Texas
Member since Aug 2004
89831 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:32 pm to
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65677 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:32 pm to
no
Posted by SundayFunday
Member since Sep 2011
9298 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:33 pm to
If you yell "surprise" first you can have sex with whoever you want.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123923 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:33 pm to
See me in my office.

NOW.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65677 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:34 pm to
We know who you are and every site you visit.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27348 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:34 pm to
If I type something incriminating, people go to jail.

However, we did have a great conversation about fetishism earlier.
This post was edited on 12/1/15 at 3:35 pm
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65617 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:34 pm to

My boss and CEO is a total slacker a-hole. Posts way too many puns and shite on some message board all the dang time.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55438 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:35 pm to
I think the owner manufactures drugs.
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33856 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:36 pm to
Sounds like you work in the IT department.
Posted by sullivanct19a
Florida
Member since Oct 2015
5239 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:36 pm to
this sounds like a bad idea
Posted by Geaux Piggins Geaux
Member since Aug 2015
707 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:37 pm to
quote:

Say something incriminating about the company you work for
Nice try F. King, but I doubt Joe posts on the OT.
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
11540 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:38 pm to
They'll only allow me to expense the hookers not the blow.
Posted by Quidam65
Q Continuum
Member since Jun 2010
19307 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:38 pm to
We are required to write up as an accounting system deficiency any time a contractor requires its employees to input time ahead of working it (leave time excepted).

Meanwhile we have to input our own time at least a day or two ahead of working it at the end of each pay period.

The H word applies.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65677 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:39 pm to
quote:

They'll only allow me to expense the hookers not the blow


times are tough
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123923 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:39 pm to
The key is to hide the blow Inside the hookers and fold the cost into their price
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:39 pm to
A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123923 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:40 pm to
quote:

The H word applies.




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