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re: Rules to live by: OT Style

Posted on 5/25/15 at 9:09 am to
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 5/25/15 at 9:09 am to
Always and I mean always shite on company time
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 5/25/15 at 9:12 am to
There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5140 posts
Posted on 5/25/15 at 10:25 am to
quote:

There ain't no shame in fricking a fat chick. We've all done it. Just don't brag about it afterwards


First rule of Fattie Club is don't talk about Fattie Club.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 5/25/15 at 11:31 am to
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There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.


Beat me to it!
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 5/25/15 at 11:33 am to
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As a child I was taught work hard and treat people how you want to be treated, you succeed in life. What a line of bullshite Work smart and step on as many toes as possible to get where you want to be. frick everybody else


You sound like a lovely person!
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 5/25/15 at 11:35 am to
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Despite your huge salary, throw a fit on TD about your safe speed ticket and vow not to pay it.


I have never ever before heard someone call a speeding ticket a "safe speed ticket". WTF is that about?
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36373 posts
Posted on 5/25/15 at 12:55 pm to
love life, get paid, and then get laid
-The Finchmeister
Posted by Porker Face
Eden Isle
Member since Feb 2012
15340 posts
Posted on 5/25/15 at 2:07 pm to
Don't mention your SO without posting pics
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55675 posts
Posted on 5/25/15 at 2:11 pm to
Rule #1: it ain't trickin if you got it
Posted by eddieray
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2006
18023 posts
Posted on 5/25/15 at 4:18 pm to
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I have never ever before heard someone call a speeding ticket a "safe speed ticket". WTF is that about?


I don't know, that's what it says in the envelope when you get a ticket. Maybe it's the name of the camera company that serves lafayette. It might be one word like SafeSpeed or something catchy like that
This post was edited on 5/25/15 at 6:13 pm
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16115 posts
Posted on 5/25/15 at 5:02 pm to
Why are people hating on skillet?
Posted by Snatchy
Member since Nov 2009
3281 posts
Posted on 5/25/15 at 5:06 pm to
Never talk to a hover handing Beta
This post was edited on 5/25/15 at 5:07 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65739 posts
Posted on 5/25/15 at 5:07 pm to
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Why are people hating on skillet?

Careful, Interwebz haterz run in pacs, son.

(insert upside-down US Flag here)
Posted by Snatchy
Member since Nov 2009
3281 posts
Posted on 5/25/15 at 5:07 pm to
Or a neck bearded beta
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 5/25/15 at 5:08 pm to
quote:

#1 Rule while on vacation:
no posting

Fify
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
15889 posts
Posted on 5/25/15 at 6:17 pm to
Rule #1: Never underestimate your opponent. expect the unexpected.

Rule #2: Take it outside. Never fight in the bar.

Rule #3: Be nice
Posted by Coach72
Lafayette
Member since Dec 2009
1430 posts
Posted on 5/25/15 at 11:40 pm to
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There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.


Damn, I'm always too late.
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