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Researchers Are Using Vibrators to Give Turtles Boners

Posted on 7/28/17 at 10:43 am
Posted by JOJO Hammer
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Posted on 7/28/17 at 10:43 am
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Inspired by a paper he read about ejaculating turtles with a vibrator (to obtain sperm for study), he decided to determine whether sex toys reliably arouse male turtles; if so, he could show that masturbating turtles was a method researchers could use to distinguish between males and females.



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Getting turtles off with a vibrator isn't just an odd pastime. It also represents a much less intrusive method than some other means of determining a turtle's sex, like dissection



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The results of McKnight's study, published in the journal Acta Herpetologica, suggest that turtles are not so different from us. What got one turtle off did not necessarily work for others, so a little trial and error may be required to refine techniques before they are put into wide use.



Posted by Usual Suspect
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Posted on 7/28/17 at 10:53 am to
Here's the guy as a kid....
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
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Posted on 7/28/17 at 10:56 am to


You have no idea how long I've been sitting on that one waiting for the perfect moment.

It's... it's beautiful.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
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Posted on 7/28/17 at 10:57 am to
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to obtain sperm for study


TWSS
Posted by Bluefin
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Posted by shotcaller1
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Posted on 7/28/17 at 10:58 am to
This is a very ot thread
Posted by Boh
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Posted on 7/28/17 at 10:59 am to
Welp that's enough internet for today and it's only 11am. Good job.
Posted by castorinho
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Posted by Lawyered
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Posted on 7/28/17 at 11:05 am to
How was work today Bob ?

" Oh wild stuff, we put vibrators on a turtle dick and made him skeet everywhere."
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
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Posted on 7/28/17 at 11:06 am to
I hope this is the fruit of a $5 million dollar grant.
Posted by SG_Geaux
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Posted by brucevilanch
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Posted on 7/28/17 at 11:08 am to
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How was work today Bob ? 

" Oh wild stuff, we put vibrators on a turtle dick and made him skeet everywhere."





Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 7/28/17 at 11:08 am to
It works for me....





I mean that w/e he needs to do for his work, not that...

N/m
Posted by athenslife101
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Posted on 7/28/17 at 11:18 am to
I'm amused the advertisement on this page is carpet cleaning
Posted by boosiebadazz
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Posted on 7/28/17 at 11:21 am to
And the government gave him a bajillion dollar grant to do so
This post was edited on 7/28/17 at 11:22 am
Posted by GEAUXT
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Posted on 7/28/17 at 11:30 am to
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Researchers Are Using Vibrators to Give Turtles Boners


Posted by Machine
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Posted on 7/28/17 at 11:33 am to
greatest thread title in the history of tiger droppings?

could be
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
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Posted on 7/28/17 at 11:35 am to
Ironic that they are used on males...as vibrators were invented to treat hysteria in women.

Bet there weren't a lot of shrinks late for work back in the day...
Posted by AU_RX
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Posted on 7/28/17 at 11:39 am to
Finally!!!!

Vindicated after years of research.

Posted by PrimeTime Money
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Posted on 7/28/17 at 11:45 am to
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