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Reminiscing on the single days....
Posted on 10/25/16 at 12:58 pm
Posted on 10/25/16 at 12:58 pm
If you're a married baw or currently dating seriously, take a moment to reminisce on those days of fondling Mary Jane Rotten Crotch in a drunken stupor, having relations with the good looking co-worker, bar hopping and picking up strangers, the good ol' one night stands with the "coyote ugly." How bout dem days?!? Ahhh, but there comes a point in a baw's life that you must settle down and keep the 'ol snake in it's cage. To hell with it, maybe I'll just pack up and move to Thiland.
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Posted on 10/25/16 at 1:00 pm to btnetigers
I bet you're the epitome of class.
Posted on 10/25/16 at 1:05 pm to btnetigers
worrying about STDs
worrying about pregnancies
worrying about stage 5 crazies
nope, dont miss it.
worrying about pregnancies
worrying about stage 5 crazies
nope, dont miss it.
Posted on 10/25/16 at 1:11 pm to CAD703X
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worrying about STDs
worrying about pregnancies
worrying about stage 5 crazies
nope, dont miss it.
THIS
I enjoy a night out or man trip with the guys, talking to women, drinking too much, and basically acting single without banging chicks at the end of the night (obviously the best part of being single)
However, there is nothing better than coming home to a clean house, seeing your kids, and hanging with the wife.
Posted on 10/25/16 at 1:12 pm to btnetigers
I feel like I need a shower after just reading that post.
Posted on 10/25/16 at 1:13 pm to btnetigers
What did I just read?
Posted on 10/25/16 at 1:37 pm to btnetigers
You are trying to tell us you have aids?
Posted on 10/25/16 at 1:39 pm to btnetigers
You want to go screw ladyboys?
Posted on 10/25/16 at 1:43 pm to btnetigers
You sound horny.
And you never did any of that. You sat in the corner of the bar drinking, hoping some girl would notice you and come talk to you. Occasionally one did, but she was never hot and often chunky.
And you never did any of that. You sat in the corner of the bar drinking, hoping some girl would notice you and come talk to you. Occasionally one did, but she was never hot and often chunky.
Posted on 10/25/16 at 1:44 pm to btnetigers
Always seemed like a good idea at the time, but very rarely was it unforgettable moments. Waking up next to a chick you don't know wondering when the hell she was going to leave. The sex typically wasn't that great since I was too drunk to really feel anything.
...and more often than not I had $100 bar tabs, woke up alone with a hangover, and the whole weekend was ruined.
Don't miss it at all.
...and more often than not I had $100 bar tabs, woke up alone with a hangover, and the whole weekend was ruined.
Don't miss it at all.
Posted on 10/25/16 at 1:46 pm to CAD703X
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nope, dont miss it.
Not a bit. Not married but I like being in a relationship.
Posted on 10/25/16 at 1:47 pm to btnetigers
OP probably not in the habit of making great decisions. If you miss all of that you shouldn't have gotten married or be in a relationship.
Posted on 10/25/16 at 1:55 pm to btnetigers
I was lucky to make it out of those days alive and made some piss poor decisions along the way. I do not miss that shite at all, although it was a hell of a time. I still have a great time with friends but like someone else said, there isn't much better than hanging around with wife and kids nowadays, along with some friends/family, and not making bad choices anymore.
Posted on 10/25/16 at 1:59 pm to btnetigers
I enjoy coming home to my smokin hot wife everyday. 
Posted on 10/25/16 at 2:02 pm to btnetigers
My single days sound better than that (your single days must have sucked). I don't miss those days. They were fun but I prefer my life now.
This post was edited on 10/25/16 at 2:05 pm
Posted on 10/25/16 at 2:09 pm to btnetigers
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Thiland
You spell good.
Posted on 10/25/16 at 2:12 pm to btnetigers
I don't know whats wrong with these people. I miss Mary Jane Rotten Crotch every day of my life.
Posted on 10/25/16 at 2:30 pm to btnetigers
Honestly, I don't think that's what most married guys miss. In reality, the majority of dudes aren't out there slaying hot arse girls regularly. They're probably more happy they found one that would spend their life with them.
I'm sure what they do miss though is coming home to peace and quiet, being able to do whatever the hell they want without asking permission or getting in a fight, being able to sit on the couch and do absolutely nothing with no recourse, etc.
I'm sure what they do miss though is coming home to peace and quiet, being able to do whatever the hell they want without asking permission or getting in a fight, being able to sit on the couch and do absolutely nothing with no recourse, etc.
Posted on 10/25/16 at 2:33 pm to CAD703X
I had a girl last night choke me and demand I tell her I love her.
Third time I ever hung out with her. Just amazing how they can hide the crazy and just turn it on like a light switch.
Will admit it was pretty hot though..
Third time I ever hung out with her. Just amazing how they can hide the crazy and just turn it on like a light switch.
Will admit it was pretty hot though..
Posted on 10/25/16 at 2:34 pm to LG2BAMA
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I had a girl last night choke me and demand I tell her I love her.
Was this during an intimate moment??
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