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re: Realtor Sells House...Has Sex in It

Posted on 8/23/16 at 1:52 pm to
Posted by YouAre8Up
in a house
Member since Mar 2011
12792 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 1:52 pm to
That dude sure posed for a lot of pictures with his mom.
Posted by DoUrden
UnderDark
Member since Oct 2011
25965 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 1:56 pm to
She is not 22.
Posted by UGATiger26
Jacksonville, FL
Member since Dec 2009
9044 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 1:57 pm to
quote:

That dude sure posed for a lot of pictures with his mom.


He also seems to have an affinity for bands that were big in the 70s and 80s.
Posted by Ice Cold
Over Macho Grande
Member since Jun 2004
18741 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 2:04 pm to
Guys, the real story here is that the agent's last name is "SELOFF."

I mean, people have sex in houses everyday. But the agent, who helps people buy and sell houses (and have sex in them), has the last name of "SELOFF."

That's gold, Jerry.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79680 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 2:17 pm to
quote:


Nice Boston shirt, Bro.



quote:

It's More Than a Feeling



He aspires to be A Man He'll Never Be.
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
54511 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 2:19 pm to
Yep I saw that porn on my Kodi app
Posted by RedFoxx
New Orleans, LA
Member since Jan 2009
6004 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 2:25 pm to
Used to be you buy a woman dinner and few drinks and she'd have sex with you.

Now you have to buy a house. Where does it end?!
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56030 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 2:33 pm to
No problem to catch a quick nut in an empty house...but boning until 5:30AM is kinda pressing your luck.

I'll bet he had some hellacious carpet burns to the knees...
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 2:34 pm to
quote:

He aspires to be A Man He'll Never Be.
For a Long Time.
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
20498 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 2:36 pm to
i'd get nicked on a criminal trespassing charge for a slam session with her. no problem.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78081 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 2:47 pm to
quote:

In a biography for HAR.com profile it says Seloff works for Simien Properties



well, i mean she was transparent about her intentions.
This post was edited on 8/23/16 at 2:51 pm
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
14794 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 2:48 pm to
Would it have been illegal if the house wasn't closed on?
Posted by bigwheel
Lake Charles
Member since Feb 2008
6491 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 2:51 pm to
Is it on YOUPORN?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113951 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 2:51 pm to
quote:

Guys, the real story here is that the agent's last name is "SELOFF."

I mean, people have sex in houses everyday. But the agent, who helps people buy and sell houses (and have sex in them), has the last name of "SELOFF."

That's gold, Jerry.




I didn't even notice that...
Posted by 504Voodoo
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2012
13533 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 2:54 pm to
Brazzers
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56288 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 2:56 pm to
Josh, I hate to break it to you, but that isn't the first time she fricked a dude in that house.

Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
20329 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 2:56 pm to
Every single person involved in this story seems fricked up somehow.
Posted by JohnZeroQ
Pelicans of Lafourche
Member since Jan 2012
8514 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 3:28 pm to
Chick is nice


the dude looks a typical frat douche
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39115 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 3:31 pm to
quote:

Nice Boston shirt, Bro.


It's been such a long time since I have seen one of those shirts.
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
32494 posts
Posted on 8/23/16 at 3:37 pm to

Wearing matching tank tops with your mother.
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