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re: Rationally, it is probably time for LSU to do away with a live tiger

Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:55 am to
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21970 posts
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:55 am to
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Somebody is trying to break the downvote record.


Got a long way to go to get to the 1000-ish downvotes from the Hammertime knuckle check thread

I did my part and downvoted this thread
Posted by SCLSUMuddogs
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2010
6899 posts
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:55 am to
He lives a better life than any tiger in a zoo. Our tigers also live like 5x's longer than those in the wild. Mike might have the most baller life on any tiger on earth. I don't see how anyone thinks differently.

You frickers should go after real problems, like that tiger in a shitty metal cage with a hose in Gross Tete
This post was edited on 7/14/17 at 10:06 am
Posted by lsubuddy
houma, la
Member since Jul 2014
4319 posts
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:55 am to
Ahhhh shhuuuuuddddduuuupppppp!
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:57 am to
I never will understand why Chicken still allows you to flap your cockholster.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:57 am to
Are you going for the down vote record?
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
85044 posts
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:58 am to
Looks like you installed a very efficient propulsion system.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:58 am to
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On a sidenote, I've begun construction on a home made submarine and will begin my adventures under the waves next week. So long land-dwellers, I will update you on my travels.

Wait. Are you launching that from Baton Rouge?
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81741 posts
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:59 am to
I don't understand why people want a live mascot.
Posted by TigerinATL
Member since Feb 2005
61583 posts
Posted on 7/14/17 at 10:00 am to
As a kid I always felt bad for the pre fancy habitat Mikes. Where they used to keep him was tiny, practically a prison cell. What they have now is as good or better than most zoo habitats. If you get rid of Mike you need to shut down all of the zoos too.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 7/14/17 at 10:02 am to
There's engineering and thermo dynamic physics involved, it's all quite complicated. Suffice it to say that I won't be backing down from any sea races anytime soon.
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
28907 posts
Posted on 7/14/17 at 10:04 am to
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Are you going for the down vote record?


Obviously he is, that's the only reason I upvoted.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66395 posts
Posted on 7/14/17 at 10:05 am to
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I don't understand why people want a live mascot.


I don't understand why people don't.
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
85044 posts
Posted on 7/14/17 at 10:06 am to
In your physics calculations, did you account for the Mila Kunis bourbon in the vessel?
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
107963 posts
Posted on 7/14/17 at 10:07 am to
I want a new live tiger, but the name Mike has been played out. I'd like for his name to be Greg.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 7/14/17 at 10:08 am to
This isn't a James Cameron production, I'm an explorer on a budget. I factored in the Courtney Love vodka.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21970 posts
Posted on 7/14/17 at 10:15 am to
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I've christened her the LPS Never Sink Susan.


Livingston Parish ship?
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 7/14/17 at 10:16 am to
Or Lucas P, whichever....
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 7/14/17 at 10:19 am to
Trying to get the downvote record, I see.
Posted by SpqrTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2004
9275 posts
Posted on 7/14/17 at 10:24 am to
This is a troll attempt, but hey, let's be rational in the argument FOR a live tiger on campus.

Rationally, if LSU has spent close to $4 million on a tiger enclosure, would it not make sense to actually have a tiger in it?

Rationally, if LSU veterinary students are exposed to as many exotic animals as possible, would that not benefit their education?

Rationally, if children and visitors to LSU are exposed to Mike the Tiger and learn of our people's love for this animal, wouldn't that also generate feelings of amicability toward other animals, especially tigers?

Rationally, if tigers are being hunted and pressured into extinction in the wild, then wouldn't keeping a live tiger on campus serve as an opportunity to spark discussion in our community about what is going on worldwide?

Rationally, if tigers are mistreated in circuses, roadside zoos, and the wild, wouldn't it make sense to save at least one tiger from this fate?

Finally, rationally, if LSU doesn't care what the SJWs say, then wouldn't the Tiger remain on campus? Their views only have credibility if you give it to them. They are not necessarily "right" here.
Posted by GumboDave
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2014
849 posts
Posted on 7/14/17 at 10:29 am to
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The habitat is nice, but it is still a habitat.


What does this even mean? I have a feeling you don't know the definition of Habitat.
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