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re: Ranking of dog breed intelligence level by a researcher

Posted on 12/4/18 at 6:01 am to
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22408 posts
Posted on 12/4/18 at 6:01 am to
I've always thought of retrievers as eager to please rather than smart.


And Chows aren't dumb, they're just assholes. Way worse than pits. Pretty though.

Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
21462 posts
Posted on 12/4/18 at 6:14 am to
Papillon..

Loved ours we got from dog pound.

Jumped up and down all the time. But once jumped from a high bed and broke his back. Broke my heart.

Only way I'm getting another dog is if I find out I'm going to die in a set amount of time that would be shorter than a normal dog's life.

Had too many die on me.
Posted by SpicyStacy
stout's fave
Member since Aug 2010
13343 posts
Posted on 12/4/18 at 6:16 am to
My mastiff is dumb as a box of rocks and stubborn as hell
Posted by uway
Member since Sep 2004
33109 posts
Posted on 12/4/18 at 6:28 am to
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But most mutts have a lot more bulldog than eve


Good point. I imagine this a real problem for animal shelters. I’d like to adopt a good mutt, but I don’t want any pit bull mix in my house.
Posted by Big Chipper
Charlotte, NC
Member since Sep 2008
2777 posts
Posted on 12/4/18 at 6:38 am to
I have a border collie and agree that they're really smart. But, they're a handful too...not much of a couch potato.
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
15919 posts
Posted on 12/4/18 at 6:53 am to
Beagles, and hounds in general, are plenty smart... they’re just stubborn and do what they want, especially when it comes to food or a scent. They’re willfully disobedient at times and know they’ve been bad when they disobey.
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7193 posts
Posted on 12/4/18 at 6:58 am to
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Labrador Retriever 

I've met ONE that I consider to be very intelligent, but he's also had about $3000 of schooling. I know this because he was in my garbage one day and when I put him in the crosshairs I saw a tag on his collar so I decided to call his owner.

So yea he's smart but he's still a lab and they're all shitheads lol

ETA: 99 Rhodesian Ridgeback? They got robbed. And Catahoulas not even being listed makes the list incomplete. They'd be in one of the top groups.
This post was edited on 12/4/18 at 7:06 am
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54781 posts
Posted on 12/4/18 at 7:02 am to
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my bloodhound would just waltz into the kitchen and open up the refrigerator...and then look at you like "what???" when you yelled at her


If my beagle was about a foot or two taller I would be totally useless

Slide out bottom freezer is too hard for her to open, thank god.
Posted by jojothetireguy
Live out in Coconut Grove
Member since Jan 2009
10485 posts
Posted on 12/4/18 at 7:14 am to
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Bottom of list:

quote:
Lowest Degree of Working/Obedience Intelligence
Understanding of New Commands: 80 to 100 repetitions or more.
Obey First Command: 25% of the time or worse.


Mastiff


Can confirm, may not be stupid but damn if he aint just an a-hole and stubborn
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
15525 posts
Posted on 12/4/18 at 7:20 am to
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Border Collie
German Shepherd
Shetland Sheepdog
Australian Cattle Dog


Herding breeds ftmfw

My sheltie is an evil genius.
Posted by HebertFest08
The Coast
Member since Aug 2008
6393 posts
Posted on 12/4/18 at 7:46 am to
You didn’t mention the corgi which is 11...

A lot of people don’t realize it’s a herding dog as well. I had one and that was probably the smartest dog I’ve been around. He looked at you like he understood exactly what you would say.
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
25723 posts
Posted on 12/4/18 at 7:49 am to
I don't know why anyone would ever own a shitzhu.
Most worthless dog there is. doesn't listen and smells like shite b/c it gets wet every morning when it pees b/c of the long gross hair dragging in the morning dew grass. Little dog syndrome as well. I just don't understand their appeal.
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65046 posts
Posted on 12/4/18 at 8:02 am to
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I keep hearing about how border collies are too smart for their own good.

If you don’t keep them occupied, they’ll find a way to keep occupied. Like disassembling a porch one board at a time.


A normal border collie needs at least an hour or 2 of smart work per day. I have a McNab border collie and he doesn't require that work but has the brain of a border collie. My dog learned to spell 5 words
Posted by HaveMercy
Member since Dec 2014
3000 posts
Posted on 12/4/18 at 8:32 am to
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If poodles had not become the poster dog for aristocracy, and not considered to be a prissy dog by people, I'm convinced they'd be the most popular dogs in the country.


Fun Poodle facts: they aren't actually French, they are German. The word poodle comes from the German word for puddle, or pond. That goofy hair do they have in dog shows is based on a utilitarian hunting hair do. The hair around the chest was allowed to grow long to act as a floatation device of sorts and to help keep their heart and lungs warm. Conversly, the back end was shaved to help keep the top half afloat.

I have a miniature poodle and she will jump in a pond and swim around just for the fun of it. She is also smart as hell. I also have a shi tzu. While she is quite dumb, she is the happiest little thing in the world.
Posted by Isabelle81
NEW ORLEANS, LA
Member since Sep 2015
2718 posts
Posted on 12/4/18 at 8:33 am to
What about daschunds?
Posted by 1999
Where I be
Member since Oct 2009
29150 posts
Posted on 12/4/18 at 8:55 am to
quote:

Lowest Degree of Working/Obedience Intelligence
Understanding of New Commands: 80 to 100 repetitions or more.
Obey First Command: 25% of the time or worse.


quote:

Shih Tzu


sounds about right. but they were bred to be bed warmers.
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
38862 posts
Posted on 12/4/18 at 8:55 am to
before she died, every time we left the house we had to bungie the fridge door closed to keep her out of it. That worked until she chewed thru the bungie

man I miss that dog
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 12/4/18 at 9:08 am to
Smartest dog I’ve ever been around was a border collie.

As far as Shih Tzus, I don’t know. My folks have had two.

One was derp but the one they have now actually uses language. She has several distinct sounds she makes with each one being attached to what she wants them to do. Really smart dog.
This post was edited on 12/4/18 at 9:17 am
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65046 posts
Posted on 12/4/18 at 9:12 am to
If I could get my border collie to stop herding up neighborhood kids he would be the perfect dog.
This post was edited on 12/4/18 at 9:13 am
Posted by Norbert
Member since Oct 2018
3181 posts
Posted on 12/4/18 at 9:16 am to
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Corgi


Can confirm. Our little guy passed away last year at the impressive age of 18.

Little baw was the best dog, minus the shedding. He never met a stranger. He was loving but also independent - an underrated quality in my opinion. And damn was he smart, especially if motivated with food.

No food, and he would conveniently have no idea what you were talking about. Hell, a lot of times he’d pretend he didn’t even hear you. But as soon as you’d rustle a bag of potato chips, the pup could solve a Rubik’s cube.

It was heartbreaking watching his knees go. They suffer from faulty architecture.
This post was edited on 12/4/18 at 9:19 am
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