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~Random Hypothetical~You have 24 hours to extract as many teeth as possible.

Posted on 12/8/15 at 11:40 am
Posted by Random LSU Hero
2014 NFL Survivor Champion (17-0)
Member since Aug 2011
9433 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 11:40 am
I leave you in a locked room for 24 hours. Only 2 objects in the room are...



AND







You have 24 hours to extract as many teeth as possible. Your payment is...
1st tooth - $1,000,000.00
2nd tooth - $2,000,000.00
3rd tooth - $3,000,000.00
etc...

After 24 hours how many teeth, if any, would you extract?
This post was edited on 12/8/15 at 11:47 am
Posted by Artie Rome
Hwy 1
Member since Jul 2014
8757 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 11:41 am to
Don't think I could do it.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108740 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 11:42 am to
All of 'em.


I feel bad for the Bama fans that wouldn't be able to participate.
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 11:42 am to
I can get new teeth
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69071 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 11:42 am to
Two. I'll take my two crowns out for $2m.



Actually I would try to get as many as I could. I can get implants for $2500 each.
$1m a tooth is a steal.
This post was edited on 12/8/15 at 11:44 am
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 11:43 am to
Do I have to show you the teeth I pulled afterwards?


Cause I could slice my gums and make it look like I pulled out 4 wisdom teeth.
Posted by Random LSU Hero
2014 NFL Survivor Champion (17-0)
Member since Aug 2011
9433 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 11:43 am to
lol thought about that too
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 11:44 am to
quote:

Don't think I could do it.


I don't think I could either.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101919 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 11:44 am to
quote:

After 24 hours how many teeth, if any, would you extract?


Probably none. I don't need money that badly.
Posted by vuvuzela
Oregon
Member since Jun 2010
14663 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 11:44 am to
Could probably pull 2 out. I'm thinking bottom front teeth. But I guess it depends on how drunk I got and how I felt after pulling the first one.
This post was edited on 12/8/15 at 11:46 am
Posted by PhiTiger1764
Lurker since Aug 2003
Member since Oct 2009
13858 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 11:46 am to
4 back molars then call it a day.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59491 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 11:46 am to
I still have my wisdom teeth. Hell yeah, I'd do 4 in under 1 hour.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166246 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 11:48 am to
quote:

for 24 hours. Only 2 objects in the room are...


Goal would be at least 8-10. 4 bare fricking minimum.
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18315 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 11:49 am to
The title should read "You have 24 hours to extract your balls" 1 ball=$1billion

But you are a pussy
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166246 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 11:50 am to
quote:

But you are a pussy


i'd want to extract a ball so bad for a billion. i could even eat the ball afterwards. Would billion be tax free?
Posted by Random LSU Hero
2014 NFL Survivor Champion (17-0)
Member since Aug 2011
9433 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 11:52 am to
quote:

Hell yeah, I'd do 4 in under 1 hour.
can I have the other side of that wager?
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18315 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 11:53 am to
quote:

i'd want to extract a ball so bad for a billion


You'd want to but would you be able to do it? Tax free
Posted by Helo
Orlando
Member since Nov 2004
4590 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 11:53 am to
Your scenario is exclusionary.

People from West Virgina would only qualify for 1 million.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47603 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 11:54 am to
Can I haggle for a bottle of decent liquor instead of the shite in the op?
Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
16899 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 12:09 pm to
Piece of cake. Drink a few shots, extract three lower incisors, collect $3,000,000 . May I suggest a needle nose pliers as they would cause less collateral damage.
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