question about New Orleans street parking

Anybody jerking off in it?

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Abandoned Cars - Please contact the Quality of Life Officer

in your district. NOPD Quality of Life Officers

(504) 244-4645


10200 Almonaster Ave
New Orleans, LA 70126

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I don't know what the definition of an abandoned car is, but you can find out.

Is there not 2 hour residential parking limits in your neighborhood? If it were uptown, that thing would have a book of tickets and a boot on it.

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I don't know what the definition of an abandoned car is

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Sec. 66-102. - Definitions.
For purposes of this chapter, certain words and terms are defined as follows:

(a)
Abandoned vehicle. An abandoned vehicle is a motor vehicle that is:
(1)
Left upon a public street or highway in violation of a law or ordinance prohibiting parking; or
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Inoperable and is left unattended on public property for more than three days, or is inoperable and left unattended on the shoulder or right-of-way of an interstate or a four-lane highway for more than three days, or that has remained on private property without the consent of the owner or person in control of the property for more than 24 hours; or
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Left on property owned or operated by the city for a period of more than three days; or
(4)
Left on private property without the consent of the owner, person in control of the property, occupant or lessee thereof for more than three days.

Dealing with the quality of life officer is beyond ridiculous. I've given up on even getting in touch with the one in the 3rd. I think the position may be a running joke in each district just to see how they can send people through a maze of trying to navigate inefficient city agencies.

He could easily make it a nuisance vehicle... bust out the windows and fill the floorboards with water and garbage.


Nuisance vehicle. A motor vehicle on public or private property that is determined by the policing authority to be a health or safety hazard, a public nuisance, and unlawful, including a vehicle found to be:
(1)
A breeding ground or harbor for mosquitoes or other insects or a breeding ground or harbor for rats or other pests; or
(2)
A point of heavy growth of weeds or other noxious vegetation over eight inches in height; or
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A point of collection of pools or ponds of water; or
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A point of concentration of combustible items such as gasoline, oil, other flammable or explosive materials including, but not limited to, boxes, paper, old clothes, rags, refuse, or any other combustible materials or objects of a like nature; or
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One which has parts thereof which may fall and injure members of the public or one which has parts which may fall or be closed and become an area of confinement, such as a trunk lid or door, which may not be released for opening from the inside; or
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One which is so situated and located that there is a danger of the vehicle falling, rolling, turning over, or creating an unsafe movement such as unattended, blocked or jacked vehicles; or
(7)
A point of collection of garbage, food waste, animal waste, or any other rotten or putrescent matter of any kind; or
(8)
One which has parts thereof which are jagged or contain sharp edges of metal or glass; or (sic)

Light it on fire. Fire department comes and puts it out. It gets towed immediately after.

Thanks for the F Shack.

-Dirty Mike and the Boys

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Just push it into the middle of the street. The city will move it.

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I did this for a house in a bad neighborhood that I renovated with a couple of other people. fricking car sat blocking the street for 3 days

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How is it bothering you?

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I put out some gravel in front of my house. Now that I created "my" driveway, I do get irrational anger build up when I see someone else park in it

I then remind myself I don't own that area and they will move shortly, however, I don't know if I could last 3 weeks. I'm too proud of my work.