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Question about butt-chugging liquor

Posted on 7/25/16 at 1:06 am
Posted by RegisteredPharmacist
Member since Apr 2016
830 posts
Posted on 7/25/16 at 1:06 am
My buddy was read something about draining a fleet enema & filling it back up with vodka and shooting it up in his butt. It's supposed to give u a real good & quick alcohol buzz because it bypasses the whole bodily breakdown. Has anyone ever tried this? Do you think 1/4 of a pint of vodka would be about the right amount for him? Does the drunk feeling you get from butt-chugging feel different than when you drink it? Does it sting the inside of your butt when you shoot it up it?
Posted by geauxnavybeatbama
Member since Jul 2013
25134 posts
Posted on 7/25/16 at 1:08 am to
This was on a thousand ways to die. He died.
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
51910 posts
Posted on 7/25/16 at 1:10 am to
quote:

It's supposed to give u a real good & quick alcohol buzz because it bypasses the whole bodily breakdown.


It never fails to amaze me how so many people's brains so effortlessly replace fact with bullshite.



"Butt-chugging" doesn't get you drunk fast because bypassing breakdown mechanisms.

It gets you drunk fast because it gets absorbed into your bloodstream at a much faster rate.

And it kills you because it bitchslaps your liver all at once instead of being spaced out by your stomach, and you can't throw up to stop further intoxication.

This post was edited on 7/25/16 at 1:23 am
Posted by BigB0882
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2014
5308 posts
Posted on 7/25/16 at 1:11 am to
This is a horrible troll attempt.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 7/25/16 at 1:12 am to
quote:

horrible troll attempt
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Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 7/25/16 at 1:13 am to
The challenge is not to crap the booze out.
Posted by KCM0Tiger
Kansas City, MISSOURI
Member since Nov 2011
15521 posts
Posted on 7/25/16 at 1:14 am to
Waiting for the Tennessee fans to chime in
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 7/25/16 at 1:15 am to
Gay as frick. NTTAWWT
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131420 posts
Posted on 7/25/16 at 1:15 am to
Why don't you just soak a tampon in ever-clear and insert it into your vagina?


Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
8767 posts
Posted on 7/25/16 at 1:16 am to
Yeah the guy in the OP is an utter moron.
Posted by RegisteredPharmacist
Member since Apr 2016
830 posts
Posted on 7/25/16 at 1:18 am to
Not trolling, just wondering what it was like to do it. I don't really have a friend that read about it. I just read about. But I seriously doubt I do it.
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15120 posts
Posted on 7/25/16 at 1:21 am to
When I butt chugg I use Creme de Menthe Liqueur. My farts minty fresh.
Posted by geauxnavybeatbama
Member since Jul 2013
25134 posts
Posted on 7/25/16 at 1:22 am to
You should do it
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 7/25/16 at 1:27 am to
quote:

I don't really have a friend that read about it.


No shite.

quote:

just wondering what it was like to do it


I have never, ever been curious about what it would feel like to give myself an enema, much less the alcoholic variety.
Posted by Five0
Member since Dec 2009
11354 posts
Posted on 7/25/16 at 1:48 am to
Paging all TN fans.
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 7/25/16 at 5:23 am to
quote:

I have never, ever been curious about what it would feel like to give myself an enema, much less the alcoholic variety.


But if you had to give yourself an enema.....like it was medically necessary, wouldn't that be a great time for a cocktail?
Posted by tigerswin03
SAINTS / PELICANS FAN
Member since Jan 2009
4715 posts
Posted on 7/25/16 at 5:31 am to
When the good tabs were first around back in the late 80's I knew people who said they plugged them because it hit them faster .,..

For the record I never witnessed this procedure or tried it myself ....
Posted by 995webmaster
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2007
3780 posts
Posted on 7/25/16 at 5:32 am to
quote:

It never fails to amaze me how so many people's brains so effortlessly replace fact with bullshite.


Really? Even after tRump?
Posted by logjamming
Member since Feb 2014
7826 posts
Posted on 7/25/16 at 7:21 am to
Tennessee board.
Posted by TheHumanTornado
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since May 2008
3764 posts
Posted on 7/25/16 at 7:33 am to
What pharmacy do you work at so I can be sure to never visit again? TIA.
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