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Proof there is no God
Posted on 10/17/17 at 9:58 pm
Posted on 10/17/17 at 9:58 pm
Do you actually think a super intelligent supreme being could create the Universe and then frick up so badly to give mankind "Eve"?!
"Hey, sorry Adam I was on a bender so I mistakenly created this narsassitic, lacking empathy or any soul whatsoever, looking constantly for the Bigger Better Deal, money grabbing whore by mistake"!
"Oh by the way, she gave the Snake a blowjob and ate the Apple that I said was the "One Thing" you can't do...so you're fricked for eternity because of this whore I created to be your "companion" through life's trials and tribulations ".
Hey, thanks God....nice "companion"!!!! Great job...moron!!!!
"Hey, sorry Adam I was on a bender so I mistakenly created this narsassitic, lacking empathy or any soul whatsoever, looking constantly for the Bigger Better Deal, money grabbing whore by mistake"!
"Oh by the way, she gave the Snake a blowjob and ate the Apple that I said was the "One Thing" you can't do...so you're fricked for eternity because of this whore I created to be your "companion" through life's trials and tribulations ".
Hey, thanks God....nice "companion"!!!! Great job...moron!!!!
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Posted on 10/17/17 at 9:58 pm to 99BLKBRD
Go to bed
Posted on 10/17/17 at 9:58 pm to 99BLKBRD
You on that good shite huh?
Posted on 10/17/17 at 9:59 pm to 99BLKBRD
But boobs and slit bro
Posted on 10/17/17 at 10:00 pm to 99BLKBRD
Jody came by?
This post was edited on 10/17/17 at 10:00 pm
Posted on 10/17/17 at 10:00 pm to 99BLKBRD
So you'd prefer a world without women. Good to know, fruitcake.
Posted on 10/17/17 at 10:00 pm to 99BLKBRD
quote:
Do you actually think a super intelligent supreme being could create the Universe and then frick up so badly to give mankind "Eve"?!
Have you ever played an open world video game in your life?
Posted on 10/17/17 at 10:00 pm to 99BLKBRD
Get off the internet, you're drunk.
ETA: oh, and congrats on the anchor after only 8 posts.
Dumbass.
ETA: oh, and congrats on the anchor after only 8 posts.
Dumbass.
This post was edited on 10/17/17 at 10:02 pm
Posted on 10/17/17 at 10:01 pm to 99BLKBRD
What kind of frickery is this?
Posted on 10/17/17 at 10:01 pm to 99BLKBRD
No shite. We're just a simulation mannnnn. We are some 4th dimension creatures "Sims" video game.
Posted on 10/17/17 at 10:01 pm to 99BLKBRD
Do you think it possible for “random chance” to create something so evil?
Posted on 10/17/17 at 10:01 pm to 99BLKBRD
She cheated on you, huh. Hang in there
Posted on 10/17/17 at 10:01 pm to 99BLKBRD
Somebody walked in on the ol’ lady taking multiple cocks
Posted on 10/17/17 at 10:02 pm to 99BLKBRD
I’ve read smarter things on Red Cup Rebellion.
Posted on 10/17/17 at 10:02 pm to 99BLKBRD
Anchors away
This post was edited on 10/17/17 at 10:03 pm
Posted on 10/17/17 at 10:02 pm to djangochained
quote:
Jody came by?
He got laughed at for having an anteater.
If only someone had told us 4000 years ago not to have an anteater...
Posted on 10/17/17 at 10:06 pm to 99BLKBRD
You have a change of heart on your death bed
Posted on 10/17/17 at 10:18 pm to 99BLKBRD
It all makes sense now.
Posted on 10/17/17 at 10:20 pm to 99BLKBRD
quote:If you think there is no God, why are you talking to him or melting so badly?
Hey, thanks God....nice "companion"!!!! Great job...moron!!!!
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