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Problem with religious solicitors.
Posted on 3/16/16 at 10:28 am
Posted on 3/16/16 at 10:28 am
Starting to get irritated with these people. They're the only people who will come on my property uninvited - repeatedly. I understand they're covered under the trespass laws. You have to drive several hundred feet into my property to get to the house. I've filmed them driving up into my property and walking around my house looking at stuff. It's almost like they're scoping the property out.
This is very creepy.
This is very creepy.
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Posted on 3/16/16 at 10:30 am to LSU1NSEC
Looking for their next cult compound
Posted on 3/16/16 at 10:32 am to LSU1NSEC
Release the Hounds!!
It worked for me. Also, post a sign, no soliciting for any reason.
It worked for me. Also, post a sign, no soliciting for any reason.
Posted on 3/16/16 at 10:33 am to LSU1NSEC
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This is very creepy
Sometimes salvation is creepy. Just relax and let it happen.
Posted on 3/16/16 at 10:41 am to LSU1NSEC
I just answer the door with a simple question..."Are y'all the ones with 18 wives or the ones who molest little boys?"
Posted on 3/16/16 at 10:43 am to LucasP
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Sometimes salvation is creepy. Just relax and let it happen.
That sounds like a Ted Cruz quote
Posted on 3/16/16 at 10:44 am to DBU
they pulled up in a van one day - my truck was parked in the barn - guess they didn't see it. I just watched them for about 30 minutes. They were just standing around under my oak tree talking, checking out the house... I'm like WTF??? Was expecting them to break out a picnic blanket and just chill out there all day.
Posted on 3/16/16 at 10:47 am to LSU1NSEC
Kill one and hang his body on a cross at the entrance to your property as a warning to all those who follow.
Posted on 3/16/16 at 10:50 am to LSU1NSEC
So here is what you do. Tell them you are in a huge rush but are interested and to come back the next day around the same time. When they show up answer the door butt naked with an erection. Worked for me.
Posted on 3/16/16 at 11:04 am to LSU1NSEC
Posted on 3/16/16 at 11:04 am to LSU1NSEC
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LSU1NSEC
What is your avatar?
Posted on 3/16/16 at 11:39 am to LSU1NSEC
Set up an obstacle course starting at the beginning of your property and ending at the front door. This will let you know how serious they are about their religion. If they make it all the way through, then offer them a beer and a chance to say what's on their mind.
American Jehovah's Witness Warrior.
American Jehovah's Witness Warrior.
Posted on 3/16/16 at 11:49 am to LSU1NSEC
I've somehow been the luckiest guy on earth, I think in all my years I've only gotten woken up once by door-to-door religioners. And I believe I thanked them for their time but that I wasn't interested and they went away. I've read some stories where people get hit up like every weekend. If that was me, I'd certainly be singing the "prison isn't so bad if you go in as a multiple murderer" song.
Posted on 3/16/16 at 11:58 am to LSU1NSEC
If they're Jehova's Witnesses, tell them that you have already left the church and would like to be taken off the visiting list. Apparently that works.
Posted on 3/16/16 at 12:12 pm to prince of fools
Or ask them if only "X" amount of people are gonna get into heaven, is he sure he really wants to be recruiting new members??
Posted on 3/16/16 at 12:14 pm to LSU1NSEC
Put up one these bad boys at the end of your driveway:
Posted on 3/16/16 at 12:24 pm to LSU1NSEC
Answer the door naked they won't be back
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