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re: Prayers needed! Planning on getting a vasectomy without telling the wife.
Posted on 3/21/22 at 11:40 am to ChairmanOfThisBoard
Posted on 3/21/22 at 11:40 am to ChairmanOfThisBoard
So, who’s alter is this?
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Posted on 3/21/22 at 11:42 am to ChairmanOfThisBoard
So your mistress is on board?
How will she make your relationship legally binding outside of marriage if you do this (I.e. get knocked up)?
How will she make your relationship legally binding outside of marriage if you do this (I.e. get knocked up)?
Posted on 3/21/22 at 11:44 am to wadewilson
quote:Hell, I'm just happy to hear he can no longer reproduce.
quote:
My urologist made my wife sign a release when I got mine.
What?
Posted on 3/21/22 at 11:46 am to ChairmanOfThisBoard
I don’t see why everyone is so hard on the OP, or don’t believe it is real. Do you people realize how common it is for women to lie to their husbands about taking birth control after “they” decided to not have more children? I wouldn’t recommend his plan, but don’t see it as any once than what women do, there are a ton of “miracle” babies born every year where the BC “failed”.
Posted on 3/21/22 at 11:48 am to The Spleen
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My urologist made my wife sign a release when I got mine
Same when I had my procedure done. I thought that was standard practice for all married dude vasectomies.
Posted on 3/21/22 at 11:51 am to The Spleen
quote:
My urologist made my wife sign a release when I got mine.
Same here. Was in the military at the time, they have some strange rules, but this was a good one...
This is not is not going to end like the OP thinks it will...not sure how you will explain taking all the bags of frozen peas from he freezer...
Posted on 3/21/22 at 11:52 am to ChairmanOfThisBoard
Jokes on you when she still gets pregnant
Posted on 3/21/22 at 11:53 am to ChairmanOfThisBoard
You might want to rethink that unless you are looking forward to paying child support. Really not a smart idea.
Posted on 3/21/22 at 11:58 am to ChairmanOfThisBoard
At least you’ll know it’s not yours when she tells you she’s pregnant again
Posted on 3/21/22 at 12:06 pm to ChairmanOfThisBoard
Make sure to go from the urologist straight to the divorce attorneys office.
Posted on 3/21/22 at 12:20 pm to ChairmanOfThisBoard
Thatd be great if you didnt tell her, but she ends up getting pregnant in 2 months and thats how you find out she’s been cheating on you.
Posted on 3/21/22 at 12:23 pm to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
quote:
Lying to your spouse and hiding major life choices is the foundation of every great marriage.
How many wives get abortions without telling their spouse?
Doctors don't require consent for that, but vasectomies...Why??
My Body My Choice.
Posted on 3/21/22 at 12:25 pm to ChairmanOfThisBoard
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Prayers needed! Planning on getting a vasectomy without telling the wife.
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34 years old with two children. Wife has been trying to sell me the idea of having another. I'm done. She's said she's going to discontinue taking BC in the beginning of May for 'health reasons'. My initial visit was last Thursday. Schedule procedure for April 4th when my wife is planning on visiting her sister for four days. The plan is to then fake a illness when she returns, probably covid.
Are you wanting to kill your marriage? Because that's how you kill a marriage.
A big deception like this always comes out. Always.
Posted on 3/21/22 at 12:25 pm to MasterDigger
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How many wives get abortions without telling their spouse?
Are you implying it's a lot? Because you would be incredibly wrong if so.
Posted on 3/21/22 at 12:30 pm to ChairmanOfThisBoard
Probably already asked but what happens when the wife is pregnant after your vasectomy? Congrats on raising someone else's kids?
Posted on 3/21/22 at 12:42 pm to ChairmanOfThisBoard
So I’m guessing your wife isn’t into anal or oral?
Posted on 3/21/22 at 12:44 pm to ChairmanOfThisBoard
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ChairmanOfThisBoard
Enjoy your divorce
Posted on 3/21/22 at 12:45 pm to ChairmanOfThisBoard
What are you gonna do when she tells you she's pregnant?
Posted on 3/21/22 at 12:48 pm to Darth_Vader
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She will find out. Once she does the following will happen.
1. She will divorce you.
2. She will take half of everything you have
3. You’ll get to see your two kids one weekend a month and have child support to pay until they’re 18.
4. You’ll find out from your kids about your wife’s new “friend”.
5. Not long after you’ll get the news your kids have a half-sibling on the way.
100% chance this will happen
Posted on 3/21/22 at 12:51 pm to ChairmanOfThisBoard
Sounds like a bad episode of Divorce Court.
Assuming y'all had no trouble with the first two (and since she's on BC, I am assuming there wasn't), she's going to figure out SOMETHING is amiss and when she checks out, it will be your turn.
Assuming y'all had no trouble with the first two (and since she's on BC, I am assuming there wasn't), she's going to figure out SOMETHING is amiss and when she checks out, it will be your turn.
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