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re: Prayers needed! Planning on getting a vasectomy without telling the wife.
Posted on 3/21/22 at 10:14 am to ChairmanOfThisBoard
Posted on 3/21/22 at 10:14 am to ChairmanOfThisBoard
Learn to pull out, dumbass.
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Posted on 3/21/22 at 10:20 am to ChairmanOfThisBoard
quote:I hope for your sake she doesn't finish the job when she finds out.
Planning on getting a vasectomy without telling the wife.
Posted on 3/21/22 at 10:20 am to The Spleen
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My urologist made my wife sign a release when I got mine
I would find a different urologist.
Posted on 3/21/22 at 10:23 am to ChairmanOfThisBoard
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my wife won't be none the wiser
Double negative. So is the outcome.
Posted on 3/21/22 at 10:40 am to ChairmanOfThisBoard
This could be headed for a divorce
Posted on 3/21/22 at 10:43 am to ChairmanOfThisBoard
Man I hope this thread is true and it gets updated.
Posted on 3/21/22 at 10:43 am to ChairmanOfThisBoard
Troll level: Medium
Posted on 3/21/22 at 10:54 am to The Spleen
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My urologist made my wife sign a release when I got mine.
OP can just bring his girlfriend and pretend it's his wife?
Again, what could possibly go wrong?
Posted on 3/21/22 at 11:19 am to wadewilson
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I foresee a third possibility: she finds out you got snipped, says that it's "totally fine", and she winds up pregnant anyway.
Wasn't how I saw the 3rd option, I just figured she wouldn't find out, winds up pregnant and OP gets DNA tests and finds out he is now snipped and still doesn't have any children.
Too bad Maury is going off air
Posted on 3/21/22 at 11:20 am to ChairmanOfThisBoard
Law says you have to tell the spouse
Posted on 3/21/22 at 11:27 am to ChairmanOfThisBoard
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Prayers needed! Divorce pending
FIFY
Posted on 3/21/22 at 11:28 am to ChairmanOfThisBoard
Sounds like you are going to be the Daddy of another guys child. She wants a baby, so she might find another LOCAL donor to do the deed.
Posted on 3/21/22 at 11:28 am to ChairmanOfThisBoard
quote:You don't need a vasectomy. You need a divorce. It's not like you have much of a marriage anyway.
Prayers needed! Planning on getting a vasectomy without telling the wife.
Posted on 3/21/22 at 11:29 am to Cdawg
quote:I missed the latter, but you have my attention
Stories like this and imagining your wife and your mother switched bodies.
Posted on 3/21/22 at 11:30 am to ChairmanOfThisBoard
that should go well, great plan
Posted on 3/21/22 at 11:32 am to Magnus
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you'll be limping for a week or so. Better fake a growing injury
Never heard of anyone limping after a vasectomy, myself and 3 of my buddies went to the same doc, no swelling, the only discomfort was itching of the incision site.
Posted on 3/21/22 at 11:33 am to ChairmanOfThisBoard
If this is real, your marriage is crap.
Posted on 3/21/22 at 11:34 am to ChairmanOfThisBoard
quote:This is the OT. Everything goes. You could have used your main account.
ChairmanOfThisBoard
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Posted on 3/21/22 at 11:37 am to ChairmanOfThisBoard
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34 years old with two children. Wife has been trying to sell me the idea of having another. I'm done. She's said she's going to discontinue taking BC in the beginning of May for 'health reasons'. My initial visit was last Thursday. Schedule procedure for April 4th when my wife is planning on visiting her sister for four days. The plan is to then fake a illness when she returns, probably covid. Hopefully, this will give the stitches time to dissolve. If everything goes as planned, I'll be sterile by May and my wife won't be none the wiser. If I don't offer a follow-up, the plan was foiled and she blood has been shed.
This is how you get a divorce or a twice operated on dick
Posted on 3/21/22 at 11:39 am to HeadSlash
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She has to consent. OP is fooling himself.
Totally depends on the doctor, my asked me if I had kids, but never asked if I was married, or why I wanted it.
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