Come on, Scoop. I'm not Catholic but this is something that kids will read about in history books years from now. Why would you want to torment Catholics by saying those things?
Because it's true.
Another Bama fan heard from.
You know what? We will never have as many college football championships as you. You'll always be the top dog in that category. Congratulations.
But aside from that, you have nothing, and even with all of your success, you're still so miserable that even when someone else wins one (like Auburn), your "rich culture" produces real winners who have no problem destroying the cherished landmarks of a proud university just because they beat you at a sport that in the end, doesn't really amount to anything but what the rest of the world considers to be friendly competition.
Does anything make you people happy? Are you so miserable that, despite a century of success, you still feel the need to shite all over everything that other people value?
You know what? Win another one this year. Win 10 more. Win 100 more. None of it will give you what we have. When people travel to the US, they don't schedule their vacation based on which village of angry rednecks has won the most college football championships. Like other actual human beings, they want to see things that are enriching and culturally satisfying - and you have none of that. No one in the world gives a frick about you - but you, but they'll always flock to New Orleans and other parts of our state. Yours is reserved for ridicule. When they think of American redneck trash, they think of you. When they talk about places to avoid while visiting the Unites States of America, they always highlight you. Always.
Please impress me with your heroic ability to post the "umad?" memes that others (mostly our people) have made as a response to this. I welcome them. None of it will erase the fact that you are completely worthless. You have nothing to offer the world, and no one would miss you if you disappeared. And no one is more acutely aware of that immutable fact than you are.
You are human trash, and the only reason I hope you find some peace in this life is so you won't continue to offend the world with your miserable existence.
Have a nice day.