Jones New Orleans Saints Fan Member since Oct 2005 57627 posts
re: Pity sex(Posted by Jones on 12/8/12 at 11:30 pm to heehaw)
im not banging someone because i feel sorry for them
my friend though fricked this fat girl in lafayette at my buddies house one night. i pretended to be asleep on the recliner and watched him bang this 4 pillow girl. when he was done she told him thank you as she left. i laughed
i judge how fat a girl is by calling them a pillow number. you know when youre laying down in bed and grab a pillow on side of you? a skinny girl would be a 1 pillow because its like grabbing one pillow. a really big girl would be like grabbing 4 pillows. a 4 pillow girl
Not me, but one of my friends had sex with an ex-gf when her parents were going through a messy divorce. He said she was crying the whole time and it was one the most miserable experiences he ever had.