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re: Pheonix Man Calls Police To Have Officers Confiscate His Guns Because He's A Scared Beta

Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:01 pm to
Posted by toosleaux
Stuck in Baton Rouge traffic
Member since Dec 2007
9214 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:01 pm to
I bet his wife hyphenated her last name.
Posted by StatisticsMoron
Arizona
Member since Sep 2017
830 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:01 pm to
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If they fire my 22LR pistol (on a 45 frame) a couple of hundred times, They handle the 45 just fine.


No, they don't. A .22 and .45 are not at all similar in weight, recoil, etc, even on the same frame.

quote:

Oldest granddaughter is a senior in high school, dating some hotshot jock punk


You seem like a real winner. Did you harass him about the fancy shape and color of his booksack?

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I videoed her shooting my 45 and emailed it to him, said "she can knock you down 10/10 times from 15 feet with no problem and I can do the same from 40 feet."


Aaaaannnnnnnddddd you're threatening people.

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MeridianDog


Moo St fan.



It all checks out.
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
36115 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:03 pm to
So, hitting someone with a baseball bat can’t kill them?
Posted by StatisticsMoron
Arizona
Member since Sep 2017
830 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:05 pm to
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I bet his wife hyphenated her last name.


No way she even took his last name. Probably his idea. Why take his last name and be 'one' as a couple - he's proven now that he doesn't have the sack to protect her and he's given away the best chance of her protecting herself should someone break in with intent to harm.

We need a council of elders to step in and force this loser to be castrated so he can't continue to weaken the population.
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
11727 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:07 pm to
What an idiot.
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
22120 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:08 pm to
He traded his firearm for a pussy hat.
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34509 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:11 pm to
I used to try to take up for you, but my God you are such a douche
Posted by flyAU
Scottsdale
Member since Dec 2010
24851 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:19 pm to
That assault 10/22 looks scary AF!
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34715 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:30 pm to
quote:

Who accused him of being a man?


He was found not guilty for lack of evidence.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119246 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:32 pm to
I'm shocked he's not a Californian.
Posted by SelaTiger
Member since Aug 2016
18047 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:47 pm to
If I were that cop I would have been afraid I was walking into an ambush. I would have been skeptical that some dumbass just wants to turn his gun over to me.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78703 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:51 pm to
His wife’s boyfriend will be impressed.
Posted by Strannix
District 11
Member since Dec 2012
48955 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 8:01 pm to
His .22
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
13631 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 8:07 pm to
Good for him. Meanwhile, bumpstocks are flying off the shelves.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260898 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 8:08 pm to
Can you imagine the cops thoughts when he picked up a fricking .22?
Posted by JazzyJeff
Japan
Member since Sep 2006
3938 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 8:14 pm to
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You know that cop said the same thing as soon as the door closed
They probably throw darts at a photo of this dip-shite at the station.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164271 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 8:16 pm to
The next thing he did was find someone on Craigslist to bang his significant other.
Posted by fatboydave
Fat boy land
Member since Aug 2004
17979 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 8:17 pm to
Pussification factor of 10
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89562 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 8:18 pm to
A tacticool 10/22?

Posted by Puck82
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
23648 posts
Posted on 10/5/17 at 8:24 pm to
This idiot said one thing right. Owning a gun doesn’t make you a man. Plenty of dumbass idiots own them. What it does do is put you on even playing field with the criminals wishing to do you harm.
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