JazzyJeff

[quote]Recently went on a few dates with a nice, well put together young lady. Seemed very determined, goal oriented, educated, and genuinely happy with her life. [/quote] If this were true, she would not be stripping. She’s got issues....

[quote]I made my wife read one of your shitty threads.[/quote] Which one?...

[quote]One night you're bitching about your fat hag wife.[/quote]My wife is not fat nor a hag; just lazy...at times. You can't fricking read?...

Miss New Orleans or Miss Baton Rouge. I was pleased to see so many brunettes there. ...

Yea...I came here to post the link but you beat me to it. A good article indeed....

I find myself a bit moist in my privates after reading that....

Tell her, “Well, yes I could, and while eating, give zero fricks.”...

[quote]Energy drinks are pretty much poison [/quote] Yep...My oldest worked for Red Bull for about a year but went back to his previous job. He said he couldn't in good conscience promote a product that he would not allow his own kid to consume. ...

[quote]These are the reasons you should always be ready for the open market. Your market value is low or she wouldn't treat you this way. You're stuck. She knows no one else wants your arse. [/quote] :lol: You have no idea the amount of arse I could tap here if I wanted to. I'm an above average lookin...

[quote]Oh hell no. If i ever have a kid, that child will be cleaning the whole house like i was by middle school.[/quote] That's what I thought. My brothers and I did it all in regards to housework growing up and I assumed my kids would be the same. But they are not much into the house cleaning thin...