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re: Peeing sitting down/standing up distribution curve
Posted on 3/19/24 at 1:00 pm to sidewalkside
Posted on 3/19/24 at 1:00 pm to sidewalkside
I take pride when I’m concussing that urinal mint, another walks in pees in the urinal and flushes…meanwhile I’m still making bubbles.
Immediately that dude won’t f with me.
Immediately that dude won’t f with me.
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Posted on 3/19/24 at 1:00 pm to Y.A. Tittle
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I'm curious as hell as to what might come over me that will let me know that I have to sit instead of stand.
I'll keep everyone posted I suppose.
How about this...try it if you get up in the middle of the night to pee and report back to us how amazing it was
Posted on 3/19/24 at 1:00 pm to sidewalkside
A lot of short people or soft streamers in here.
In public, it’s urinals though. Thankful for the newly developed splash hogs.
In public, it’s urinals though. Thankful for the newly developed splash hogs.
This post was edited on 3/19/24 at 1:11 pm
Posted on 3/19/24 at 1:09 pm to fr33manator
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a man should take the majority of his singular pisses standing, preferably outside.
Absolutely. I piss outside every chance I get. Was thrilled when my new neighbors put up a privacy fence so I didn't have to scope out the house next door to make sure no one was in the backyard when I went to piss off the patio.
Posted on 3/19/24 at 1:09 pm to sidewalkside
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How about this...try it if you get up in the middle of the night to pee and report back to us how amazing it was
I started the having to get up in the middle of the night to wee-wee routine a couple of years ago. At no point yet, has it ever occurred to me that it would be better to sit. I just can't envision what it would be to make me feel that way.
My neighbor has an outside light that sort of illuminates my nighttime bathroom just enough, so I don't have any directional issues or anything like that.
Posted on 3/19/24 at 1:39 pm to lowhound
quote:it’s even easier when standing in the shower
peeing with morning wood is easier when sitting down
Posted on 3/19/24 at 2:28 pm to sidewalkside
Why stand if you can sit?
Posted on 3/19/24 at 2:33 pm to hedgehog
Im extremely concerned now.
I did not know this was a thing with dudes at all. I guess I dont hang out with dudes that are such bitches. Makes me feel a little bit better now.
I did not know this was a thing with dudes at all. I guess I dont hang out with dudes that are such bitches. Makes me feel a little bit better now.
Posted on 3/19/24 at 2:38 pm to jizzle6609
I’m sure I pissed sitting down when I was a little kid. I honestly don’t think I’ve taken a seat exclusively to piss in the last 30+ years.
Posted on 3/19/24 at 2:39 pm to sidewalkside
I've never sat down to pee in my life. I didn't know people did this until I read about it on here from you psychos
Posted on 3/19/24 at 3:11 pm to sidewalkside
Standing 95% of the time and don’t turn the lights on if I get up at night to pee. I take my chances on the aim. Sometimes sitting is relaxing especially if I’m using my iPad.
Posted on 3/19/24 at 3:16 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
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The only time I sit is in the middle of the night because:
1. I can’t see where I’m peeing
2. It keeps me more asleep
Holy shite, this is a good idea.
Posted on 3/19/24 at 3:35 pm to BPTiger
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I’m sure I pissed sitting down when I was a little kid. I honestly don’t think I’ve taken a seat exclusively to piss in the last 30+ years.
Its almost as if women got "some" straight men to start sitting while they pee so they are more like women. More equal.
Lol.
Embarrasing.
Posted on 3/19/24 at 3:39 pm to Jones
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Jones
Blows my mind.
How can this site be as hard as they are on the opposite sex but yet 50% of the dudes piss sitting down
I mean hell, Little Giants made a squatting while peeing joke about a girl football player back in the 90s.
Ive always thought sitting while pissing was extremely feminine.
Posted on 3/19/24 at 4:18 pm to sidewalkside
I have to stand. If your prostate is enlarged enough, you need every bit of that gravity.
Posted on 3/19/24 at 5:10 pm to BPTiger
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I’m sure I pissed sitting down when I was a little kid. I honestly don’t think I’ve taken a seat exclusively to piss in the last 30+ years.
This. I’m 45 so 40+ for me. I had no idea so many men commonly sat.
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