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re: Peeing sitting down/standing up distribution curve
Posted on 3/19/24 at 11:25 am to sidewalkside
Posted on 3/19/24 at 11:25 am to sidewalkside
Men stand when they piss. No exceptions.
I legitimately feel shame for all of you bragging about sitting down to take a leak.
I legitimately feel shame for all of you bragging about sitting down to take a leak.
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Posted on 3/19/24 at 11:25 am to lowhound
quote:Sure, if you want to dip the tip and part of the shaft in cold toilet water first thing in the morning. Work on hip and lower back flexibility so you can straddle and bend to make the angle work. Other option are turning on the shower to get the heat building and letting the cold water take care of it, or simply peeing off the back porch.
peeing with morning wood is easier when sitting down
Posted on 3/19/24 at 11:39 am to lowhound
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peeing with morning wood is easier when sitting down
Hell no it’s not. It won’t fit and if I tried to force it, my pecker would touch the porcelain. That is verboten
Posted on 3/19/24 at 11:53 am to sidewalkside
There is another thread about squatter’s rights.
Posted on 3/19/24 at 11:54 am to sidewalkside
Everyman pees sitting down in his lifetime. If you take a shite, you pee sitting down.
Posted on 3/19/24 at 11:56 am to Sticky37
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Men stand when they piss. No exceptions.
I guess when you take a shite, you stand up, turn around to pee, and then sit back down, right?
Posted on 3/19/24 at 11:57 am to PeteRose
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Everyman pees sitting down in his lifetime. If you take a shite, you pee sitting down.
I think everyone agrees with that. Don't really think the OP is talking about when you're pooping, that's kind of a given. I'm legit surprised at the number of guys that pee sitting down. Never would have guessed that many.
Posted on 3/19/24 at 11:58 am to Sticky37
quote:
Men stand when they piss. No exceptions. I legitimately feel shame for all of you bragging about sitting down to take a leak.
No shite.
When you do the same thing multiple times a day your whole life you’d think you’d be good with your aim as an adult.
Posted on 3/19/24 at 12:01 pm to iwyLSUiwy
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I'm legit surprised at the number of guys that pee sitting down.
You're extremely fragile toxic masculinity is showing
Posted on 3/19/24 at 12:07 pm to sidewalkside
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ou're extremely fragile toxic masculinity is showing
Not sure if serious. I just don't think I've really ever heard someone say they pee sitting down except my nephew and that was because him mom makes him because he would supposedly piss every where. But he's a teenager and they were halfway joking when we were talking about it. I was not expecting to come in this thread and read the majority of dudes in here sit down to pee.
Posted on 3/19/24 at 12:14 pm to iwyLSUiwy
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I'm legit surprised at the number of guys that pee sitting down. Never would have guessed that many.
Whenever someone would bring a sign on College Gameday that read “(Opposing coach/QB) sits to pee”, we must have had a bunch of posters here looking like ….
Posted on 3/19/24 at 12:16 pm to sidewalkside
quote:
...then as you get older sitting down more and more.
How old we talking? I’m not familiar with this phenomenon.
Posted on 3/19/24 at 12:17 pm to iwyLSUiwy
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I'm legit surprised at the number of guys that pee sitting down. Never would have guessed that many.
There are many factors:
-When you get older, you don’t know when you’re going to start peeing. Would you rather stand there 5 minutes or sit?
-at night
-you don’t have to wipe any spillage(every guys spill)
-at home more convenient
-it becomes more efficient over time. But yes, in all means stand up in public and on the side of the road.
Posted on 3/19/24 at 12:32 pm to Y.A. Tittle
quote:
How old we talking? I’m not familiar with this phenomenon.
Tell me how old you are and I'll let you know when you should start expecting to sit while you pee
Posted on 3/19/24 at 12:36 pm to KyleOrtonsMustache
do you hold your arms straight out Superman style?
Posted on 3/19/24 at 12:38 pm to PeteRose
quote:
-When you get older, you don’t know when you’re going to start peeing. Would you rather stand there 5 minutes or sit?
I don't have that issue and even with those that take a little longer to pee, it's not five minutes. But yea, theoretically if I was in the small percentage that it took 5 minutes to pee, then yea, I get it.
quote:
-at night
What about it? I whip my dick out through my boxers and pee. It is not easier to pull your pants up and down/sit up and down/turn around to flush than to just stand there and pee just because it's night time. I keep my eyes half closed, make sure I get started on the right line and hold steady the rest of the way. I'm not missing the toilet just because it's night.
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-you don’t have to wipe any spillage(every guys spill)
Sure. I don't spill every time but obviously there's some splash or spillage from time to time. But wiping spillage is pretty simple and we/my wife cleans the bathrooms numerous times a week normally. But yes, that is an advantage.
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-at home more convenient
How is sitting down to pee more convenient than standing up?
Unless standing up for 30 seconds or however long is considered hard this makes no sense. quote:
-it becomes more efficient over time
I would disagree here unless you fall in that category of needing 5 minutes to pee, which even for those that take longer to pee (my dad being one of them), 5 minutes is an exaggeration.
Again, I'm not even hating on someone for sitting down to pee, even though it does seem more feminine to me. It's just surprising, that's all.
Posted on 3/19/24 at 12:38 pm to sidewalkside
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Tell me how old you are and I'll let you know when you should start expecting to sit while you pee
Close to mid 50s. Tell me, do I need to start being concerned soon, or have a passed the point where most guys feel they somehow need to do this?
Posted on 3/19/24 at 12:48 pm to biglego
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At home I prefer to pee in the backyard. It’s liberating
And warns interlopers that you are the master of your domain.
Posted on 3/19/24 at 12:53 pm to Y.A. Tittle
quote:
Close to mid 50s.
It might start for you tonight...Sorry Baw
Posted on 3/19/24 at 12:55 pm to sidewalkside
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It might start for you tonight...Sorry Baw
I'm curious as hell as to what might come over me that will let me know that I have to sit instead of stand.
I'll keep everyone posted I suppose.
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