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Parents of fat kids should pay fines to the state
Posted on 3/28/17 at 7:14 am
Posted on 3/28/17 at 7:14 am
If you're the parent of a fat child - under the age of 15 - you're a bad parent. Yearly health tests should be required, and if your child is considered fat or obese, you should have to pay a fine. Why, you ask? Because you're raising a little porker who's going to grow up to be a large porker and be a drain on society.
Also, obese parents and their obese children should not be allowed on airlines.
Also, obese parents and their obese children should not be allowed on airlines.
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Posted on 3/28/17 at 7:15 am to Pecker
I think we cleanse society of anyone slightly overweight.
Posted on 3/28/17 at 7:15 am to Pecker
Ya, obergruppenführer
Posted on 3/28/17 at 7:16 am to Pecker
Just have airlines start charging by the pound like freight.
Posted on 3/28/17 at 7:17 am to Pecker
Fatty bashing should be an Olympic sport
Posted on 3/28/17 at 7:17 am to Pecker
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If you're the parent of a fat child - under the age of 15 - you're a bad parent
What if your kids aren't fat but you're still a really bad parent?
Is the fine based strictly on health costs and not if my kids are still going to be a drain on society?
Posted on 3/28/17 at 7:17 am to Pecker
If you can't comfortably fit into an airplane seat because you're obese, you should have to buy two seats. I'm not sharing my seat with your thigh and your fat roll spilling over the armrest
Posted on 3/28/17 at 7:18 am to Pecker
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obese parents and their obese children should not be allowed on airlines
Sounds like you got on a flight this morning and got squeezed in your seat because you had to share a row with a fatty and their fat kid
Posted on 3/28/17 at 7:18 am to upgrayedd
Some people on here really don't think through the things they post.
Posted on 3/28/17 at 7:22 am to SidewalkDawg
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What if your kids aren't fat but you're still a really bad parent?
Is the fine based strictly on health costs and not if my kids are still going to be a drain on society?
This is targeting our high health costs. Let's start with fat kids and their fat parents
Posted on 3/28/17 at 7:24 am to Pecker
They're already getting fined. Do you have any idea how much it cost to feed a fatass going through a growth spurt?
Posted on 3/28/17 at 7:25 am to Pecker
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This is targeting our high health costs. Let's start with fat kids and their fat parents
Well that's a relief, brb gotta beat my kids for coloring too loudly and my wife for letting them.
Posted on 3/28/17 at 7:26 am to Walking the Earth
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They're already getting fined. Do you have any idea how much it cost to feed a fatass going through a growth spurt?
Junk food is really cheap. Processed foods with tons of sugar and fat is much cheaper and easier than fresh fruits and vegetables. That's why so many poor people are fat
Posted on 3/28/17 at 7:27 am to Pecker
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Pecker
You're exactly what your screen name is. A punk behind a computer screen.
Posted on 3/28/17 at 7:28 am to SidewalkDawg
I hate seeing that shite. Poor kid is helpless and a healthy future is pretty limited.
All boils down to laziness. Laziness in cooking meals and laziness in activity levels.
All boils down to laziness. Laziness in cooking meals and laziness in activity levels.
Posted on 3/28/17 at 7:29 am to SidewalkDawg
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Well that's a relief, brb gotta beat my kids for coloring too loudly and my wife for letting them.
I'm not sure what that has to do with fat kids, but you do you.
Posted on 3/28/17 at 7:33 am to Upperdecker
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Junk food is really cheap. Processed foods with tons of sugar and fat is much cheaper and easier than fresh fruits and vegetables. That's why so many poor people are fat
Generic store-brand chicken typically costs about $1.50 per pound.
You can also buy a bag of carrots for $1.60 per pound.
I know it doesn't taste as good as Chips Ahoy, Kool-aid and Doritos, but it's not more expensive.
Posted on 3/28/17 at 7:42 am to Pecker
We should also blame schools, in some cases.
My kids' school is so paranoid about child hunger they hand out food, often junk food.
Kids says "I'm hungry" - they get a pack of graham crackers. There's a "second chance breakfast" where kids get cheap sugary cereal in an effort to combat hunger. Damn near every kid takes advantage.
My kids get questions on why they refuse; ridiculous.
My kids' school is so paranoid about child hunger they hand out food, often junk food.
Kids says "I'm hungry" - they get a pack of graham crackers. There's a "second chance breakfast" where kids get cheap sugary cereal in an effort to combat hunger. Damn near every kid takes advantage.
My kids get questions on why they refuse; ridiculous.
Posted on 3/28/17 at 7:44 am to Pecker
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