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re: OT late night confessions: I sometimes sit to pee
Posted on 6/12/22 at 2:01 am to BigDropper
Posted on 6/12/22 at 2:01 am to BigDropper
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Posted on 6/12/22 at 2:19 am to Realityintheface
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Holy frick! So many bitches in this thread, I don’t have time to address them all.
Every man pees sitting down. When you take a shite and need to pee, do you stand up, turn around, pee, and sit back down?
Posted on 6/12/22 at 3:00 am to 3nOut
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I have a weird condition where I have an abnormally low heart rate and when I’m at rest my heart stops pumping as much blood and when I release or pee handily, I pass out. If I’ve been drinking, sleeping, relaxing, or resting I have to sit down to pee.
Sounds like you need a pacemaker.
Posted on 6/12/22 at 3:58 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
I like watermelon...
Posted on 6/12/22 at 4:51 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
It’s 4:50 am and I’m taking the nastiest dump I may have taken in years. I may need to shower at least twice. Both of my legs and arms are asleep. I may not be able to stand or wipe my arse by the time I’m done, it just won’t stop coming out of me.
This post was edited on 6/12/22 at 4:53 am
Posted on 6/12/22 at 5:18 am to USMCguy121
Those stainless steel toilets and dividers in basic are a bitch. You don't realize how bad the splatter is if you stand up until you wait a minute. So you sit down to make it easy on the latrine crew. I've never had an issue with aim but after that I realized the splatter is real and whether you can see it or not, it happens.
Posted on 6/12/22 at 6:43 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
I don't sit to piss because my wife will ask me to do something right after I sit
Posted on 6/12/22 at 6:47 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
I do when I pee at night. I prefer sitpiss to turning on a light.
Posted on 6/12/22 at 7:15 am to Sun God
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Surprising amount of baws admitting to sitting to pee
Biden's America
Posted on 6/12/22 at 7:25 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Getting a bidet addition to my toilet was one of the best QoL upgrades.. Maybe ever.
Posted on 6/12/22 at 7:33 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
the old Condon bit.
Posted on 6/12/22 at 7:36 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Hawgnsincebirth55
How do you piss after going 3 rounds of MMA with a chimpanzee?
Posted on 6/12/22 at 7:39 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
That’s gay man.
Posted on 6/12/22 at 7:40 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Hell, I piss in the sink half the time. It's the perfect level.
Posted on 6/12/22 at 7:59 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
My male dog pee's like a girl and so do I
Posted on 6/12/22 at 8:28 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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I sometimes sit to pee
Underrated
Posted on 6/12/22 at 8:38 am to 3nOut
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I have a weird condition where I have an abnormally low heart rate and when I’m at rest my heart stops pumping as much blood and when I release or pee handily, I pass out. If I’ve been drinking, sleeping, relaxing, or resting I have to sit down to pee.
Dude, I have had this condition before. If I get up too fast or have to piss real bad in the middle of the night. I completely passed out while taking a leak one night and face planted the back of the toilet. Woke up with my face all bloody. Wife had to take me to the ER and get 15 stitches in my upper lip. Now I either sit up before rushing to the bathroom, or sit down while taking a leak in the middle of the night.
Posted on 6/12/22 at 10:48 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Who doesn’t?
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