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OT Landlords: What would you do?

Posted on 2/10/17 at 5:17 pm
Posted by bhamtbone
North, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
545 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 5:17 pm
I have a tenant who is currently behind two months rent. He is constantly having law enforcement called to the property on noise complaints and parking one of several vehicles in the yard. I have decided to evict but I don't want to involve a lawyer if I don't have to. (last time I used one it cost me $1500). What are some tactics to nudge him out that have been successful for you? TIA
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5138 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 5:18 pm to
Plant drugs and wait for cops to come for next noise complaint.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65701 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 5:19 pm to
Pour scalding-hot grits on him while he's asleep.

It's worked for generations for a certain demographic group.
Posted by JPinLondon
not in London (currently NW Ohio)
Member since Nov 2006
7855 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 5:19 pm to
you know what they say in Puerto Rico.... you can't go wrong with ARSON!!! (well, they say it in Spanish)
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68313 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 5:20 pm to
Tell him (in writing) he has 48 hours to vacate premisis or sheriff will come remove him
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
32439 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 5:22 pm to
How much is the trailer worth?
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 5:22 pm to
How mean are you and your friends? Point blank tell him. Move or you're getting fricked up. Tear up my place and you're getting your legs broken.

If you're not that type person yourself. Then you hire a couple of bikers from the local club for $500 to convey the message.

Who owns the turf down there? Hells Angels, Outlaws, or Bandidos?
Posted by The Dudes Rug
Member since Nov 2004
13860 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 5:23 pm to
Just talk to him about the late rent. Maybe he has been having some life problems, don't kick a man while he is down.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99057 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 5:26 pm to
PIIHB

He'll either leave of his own accord or you'll have a new boyfriend.
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18657 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 5:26 pm to
How much longer does he have on his lease? If it's only a couple months, just let the lease expire and don't renew.
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90533 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 5:28 pm to
Go to court house to get notice
Bring local cop with you
Posted by bgoodwin
Cullman, Al
Member since Sep 2011
589 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 5:28 pm to
Go ahead and start the eviction process, the situation WILL NOT improve, you'll only lose more money.
Posted by Tigerpaw123
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2007
17261 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 5:29 pm to
Call your justice of the peace, they will help you
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 5:30 pm to
quote:

Go ahead and start the eviction process, the situation WILL NOT improve, you'll only lose more money.


This
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
106117 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 5:32 pm to
File eviction
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113959 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 5:32 pm to
Yell the mother fricker to leave. If he don't want to then if he doesn't pay you the money he owes you, you are going to have the police come drag his arse out and you will press charges (or some shite.. If he is stupid he will not know what you can legally do or not do)
Posted by bgoodwin
Cullman, Al
Member since Sep 2011
589 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 5:33 pm to
If you're in Alabama, it's a simple process. No need for an attorney.
BTW, I executed about 270 evictions last year.
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
38708 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 5:36 pm to
Won't help with this go round, but I put the water in my name at all my units. So I can shut that off if needed.
Posted by bgoodwin
Cullman, Al
Member since Sep 2011
589 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 5:37 pm to
Won't help with this go round, but I put the water in my name at all my units. So I can shut that off if needed.

Illegal in Alabama.
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
15638 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 5:41 pm to
I just cannot wrap my mind around the idea that someone can be two months behind WITH all those issues and think they can remain there, no problemo.

It's likely he is waiting for you to kick his bum arse out.
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