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TigerKnights
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re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP**


Mizzoufan26
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re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP**
Nah pretty sure the chick of his dreams has a way bigger dick then that


redstick13
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re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP**
I should have skipped to page 11 and 12 instead of wasting my night reading about some string bean stalking mulatoo.

I'm going to the gym today and stealing someone's girlfriend just for spite.


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Biff Tannen
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re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP**
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He works out religiously.


I avoid exercise religiously.

Image: http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/003/619/Untitled-1.jpg



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SoFla Tideroller
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re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP**
You know what this broad would say to you if you so much as tried to grab her arse during this monumental kiss? "Matilda, don't ruin this relationship we have already. It's perfect the way it is."

Face it, she's using you for all her emotional needs while she's using the Alpha Male to rearrange her internal organs.


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JimMorrison
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re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP**
has there been tit pics posted in this thread yet?

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Also, I'm not her crying shoulder. I'm her excuse to stay out, and away from him.


that's what you think


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Bho
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re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP**
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Hoe do I go about breaking a girl up with her POS BF so I can move in without being blamed for the breakup?



I had this same situation with my wife.

Step1-Grow a pair of testicles.
Step2-Tell Her you want to date her
Step3-????
Step4-Profit


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Godfather1
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Member since Oct 2006
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re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP**
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, I'm not her crying shoulder.


Sure you're not.

You are clearly, however, standing on the gallows of heartache that hang from above.


TheDrunkenTigah
Syracuse Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
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re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP**
This is really, really simple. If he cheated on her, and she still wants to be with him, then you don't stand a chance.

The bitchy things she tells you, she wants to say to him but is too weak, because he'll drop her ass. The fact that she wants him more than he wants her is the nail in your plan's coffin, not the opportunity you think it is.


Godfather1
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re: OT advice thread: How to break a relationship up **UPDATED in OP**
As this guy gets older and more experienced, he'll come to understand a key fact about romantic relationships: the person in the relationship who cares the least is the one who has all of the control.


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