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Old women on Volkswagon "Rear End Sales Event" commercial and a question.
Posted on 9/4/15 at 10:29 am
Posted on 9/4/15 at 10:29 am
Creepy commercial? Yep. Funny? Slightly.
But brings a question for guys on this board. When was the last time an older woman made you feel uncomfortable? Not just uncomfortable, but you KNEW she would frick you? And you DID NOT like the idea.
I was at a wedding years ago. I was 20. And a woman with the wedding asked me to dance at the reception. She was 42-45 and a ROUGH 42-45. She held my hand while she asked and gave it a rub with some serious "frick me eyes". I had already spotted up a bridesmaid and a girl working at the wedding. So I declined. Felt like I needed a shower..... Still do.
When was your last incident like this? And what were the ages/age differences?
Women need not reply. Old men being creepy is par for the course.
But brings a question for guys on this board. When was the last time an older woman made you feel uncomfortable? Not just uncomfortable, but you KNEW she would frick you? And you DID NOT like the idea.
I was at a wedding years ago. I was 20. And a woman with the wedding asked me to dance at the reception. She was 42-45 and a ROUGH 42-45. She held my hand while she asked and gave it a rub with some serious "frick me eyes". I had already spotted up a bridesmaid and a girl working at the wedding. So I declined. Felt like I needed a shower..... Still do.
When was your last incident like this? And what were the ages/age differences?
Women need not reply. Old men being creepy is par for the course.
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Posted on 9/4/15 at 10:31 am to LSU alum wannabe
Link or gtfo
Posted on 9/4/15 at 10:31 am to LSU alum wannabe
That old bag would have been a better ride than the bridesmaid
Posted on 9/4/15 at 10:32 am to LSU alum wannabe
wnhi
Posted on 9/4/15 at 10:33 am to Topwater Trout
Even if you got 2 for the price of 1? I imagine some sort of deal could be reached
Posted on 9/4/15 at 10:34 am to LSU alum wannabe
They're twins, and two for one was mentioned...jus sayin
Posted on 9/4/15 at 10:38 am to Mr.Perfect
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That old bag would have been a better ride than the bridesmaid
The decades of mockery I would have endured and the STD would not have been.
Posted on 9/4/15 at 10:51 am to LSU alum wannabe
I was in my late 20's when I worked at an office with a secretary who was trying to hold on to her sexy youth. She was in her late 40's, early 50''s. She probably was hot in her younger days, but she was a little pathetic in her suggestive low cut and very tight dresses. Big tits that were strapped up with industrial bra straps, and a booty that was giggly in all the right ways. But the wrinkles on the face and boobs and the overly applied makeup designed to hide a multitude of issues was a sure sign that the glory days were well in the past.
This lady would flirt with me daily, and being a word-class flirt myself, the innuendo started to turn from playful banter to straight up propositions.
I started to try to cool things off by making light of it all, and just joshing around, but she didn't take the hint that I was just clowning around. In truth, I would have gladly let her ravish me in the way that only a lonely and sex-starved cougar knows how, but I was dating my future wife at the time, and I was not DTF.
On my last day on the job before moving on to a better gig, this lady cornered me in the mail room. She literally grabbed my cock and started grinding on my leg! She wanted to go down the street to a hotel during lunch hour for a "good-bye frick". I had to let her down gently. She had that look in her eye, and I was scared to scorn this potential Fatal Attraction wannabe.
It had gotten out of hand and frankly, I was too young and stupid for letting it get to that point. I learned a lot from that experience. Still, it probably would have been the best sex of my young life!
This lady would flirt with me daily, and being a word-class flirt myself, the innuendo started to turn from playful banter to straight up propositions.
I started to try to cool things off by making light of it all, and just joshing around, but she didn't take the hint that I was just clowning around. In truth, I would have gladly let her ravish me in the way that only a lonely and sex-starved cougar knows how, but I was dating my future wife at the time, and I was not DTF.
On my last day on the job before moving on to a better gig, this lady cornered me in the mail room. She literally grabbed my cock and started grinding on my leg! She wanted to go down the street to a hotel during lunch hour for a "good-bye frick". I had to let her down gently. She had that look in her eye, and I was scared to scorn this potential Fatal Attraction wannabe.
It had gotten out of hand and frankly, I was too young and stupid for letting it get to that point. I learned a lot from that experience. Still, it probably would have been the best sex of my young life!
Posted on 9/4/15 at 10:58 am to Jimbeaux
:csb:
Posted on 9/4/15 at 11:03 am to Jimbeaux
quote:well, is this the spot for homo? Late 20's someone grindin on my leg for a good bye frick - what the frick is wrong with you man??
On my last day on the job before moving on to a better gig, this lady cornered me in the mail room. She literally grabbed my cock and started grinding on my leg! She wanted to go down the street to a hotel during lunch hour for a "good-bye frick". I had to let her down gently. She had that look in her eye, and I was scared to scorn this potential Fatal Attraction wannabe.
Posted on 9/4/15 at 11:06 am to LSU alum wannabe
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Old women on Volkswagon "Rear End Sales Event" commercial and a question.
These were the same women who watch the ray j kim k sextape while having their reactions taped. One of them said ray j dick looks as big as an egg plant.
Posted on 9/4/15 at 11:09 am to LSU_Saints_Hornets
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These were the same women who watch the ray j kim k sextape while having their reactions taped. One of them said ray j dick looks as big as an egg plant.
I've heard of those videos. Lol.
I did not know that.
Posted on 9/4/15 at 11:13 am to LSU alum wannabe
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Old women on Volkswagon "Rear End Sales Event" commercial
Is this a WYHI thread?
Posted on 9/4/15 at 11:33 am to Jebeco
Posted on 9/4/15 at 11:37 am to LSU alum wannabe
That reminds me..please ask your mom to stop calling.
Posted on 9/4/15 at 11:38 am to RedPop4
3, 1, 2.
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