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Old people (or anyone) using phrases they don't know the meaning of.

Posted on 6/14/15 at 6:19 pm
Posted by Mosquito
Mississippi
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 6/14/15 at 6:19 pm
My dad, who is clueless about modern sayings, once angrily told me a story of some client who was trying pull a fast one, used this phrase "THEN REALIZED HE WAS TRYING TO JERK ME OFF".


On FB today a friend of a friend posted a pic of him and his daughter riding a parasail. He captioned it "Big daddy and princess in the mile high club"





Yall got any good ones?
This post was edited on 6/14/15 at 8:38 pm
Posted by FT
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Posted on 6/14/15 at 6:21 pm to
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 6/14/15 at 6:21 pm to
Or maybe they're creepier than you think, and using them in the right context.
Posted by fleaux
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Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 6/14/15 at 6:22 pm to
No worse than young people and the word "literally"
Posted by Ellis Dee
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Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 6/14/15 at 6:22 pm to
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Big daddy and princess in the mile high club


laughed at this harder than I should have.


when I did contract work for Cox and had to do service calls, I'd always get those little old ladies saying "MY BOX ISN'T WORKING!"
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 6/14/15 at 6:32 pm to
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"MY BOX ISN'T WORKING!


I can fix that for you, ma'am!

Posted by Plankton
Member since Jun 2015
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Posted on 6/14/15 at 6:34 pm to
"On fleek"
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
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75703 posts
Posted on 6/14/15 at 6:36 pm to
came to post that


where does that even come from btw?
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 6/14/15 at 6:37 pm to
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No worse than young people and the word "literally"


Yeah, this one drives me crazy too. It's more than just young people too. Older folks are doing it as well.
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 6/14/15 at 6:38 pm to
This is your box
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
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Posted on 6/14/15 at 6:40 pm to
Was going to post I know an old man who uses the word a-hole for someone silly or goofy or a jackass. As in, "That guy tripped over a rake. Haha, what an a-hole."

Not quiet "Big daddy and princess in the mile high club"
Posted by C
Houston
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 6/14/15 at 6:44 pm to
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"On fleek"


Could look this up, but would rather show my ignorance. Por Que?
Posted by UpToPar
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 6/14/15 at 6:49 pm to
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"THEN REALIZED HE WAS TRYING TO JERK ME OFF".



I've heard that used in this context before.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 6/14/15 at 6:54 pm to
When I'm old, I'm just gonna start saying and doing outrageous shite because I can
Posted by ATXTiger64
Member since Jul 2006
807 posts
Posted on 6/14/15 at 6:58 pm to
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"THEN REALIZED HE WAS TRYING TO JERK ME OFF"




"I did not come down here just to get jerked off."
Posted by ByteMe
Member since Sep 2003
22348 posts
Posted on 6/14/15 at 7:23 pm to
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"Big daddy and princess in the mile high club"


Cringe worthy, but I can say the same thing about young people doing the same thing.
Posted by Thurber
NWLA
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Posted on 6/14/15 at 7:36 pm to
Mile high club
Posted by fouldeliverer
Lannisport
Member since Nov 2008
13538 posts
Posted on 6/14/15 at 7:56 pm to
Reminds me of arrested development afternoon delight
Posted by FT
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Member since Oct 2003
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Posted on 6/14/15 at 8:02 pm to
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"That guy tripped over a rake. Haha, what an a-hole."
I do this. Because of South Park, where Kenny can't afford something, and Cartman goes,"HAH. Kenny, you're such an a-hole."
Posted by rockchlkjayhku11
Cincinnati, OH
Member since Aug 2006
36450 posts
Posted on 6/14/15 at 8:03 pm to
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Could look this up, but would rather show my ignorance. Por Que?

did you do this on purpose?
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