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re: Ohio morgue attendant admits to having sex with 100 corpses

Posted on 8/18/14 at 12:15 pm to
Posted by tracytiger
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2009
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Posted on 8/18/14 at 12:15 pm to
Dead fish smell?
Posted by constant cough
Lafayette
Member since Jun 2007
44788 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 12:19 pm to
quote:

lot of weird people in Ohio.



It's like the Florida of the North.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65974 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 12:31 pm to

Negrophiliac?
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
67029 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 12:34 pm to
quote:

Douglas' wife testified in a deposition that he reeked of sex when she picked him up from work. She said she called the coroner's office and reported him, but the morgue supervisor told her to stop calling.


lulz
Posted by Airbrushed Unicorn
Member since Aug 2014
58 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 12:37 pm to
At least he doesn't have to cuddle afterwards.
That's something.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 12:38 pm to
quote:

quote:
reeked of sex


What does this even mean



You don't know what rotten cum smells like?
Posted by YumYum Sauce
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2010
8323 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 12:41 pm to
quote:

Negrophiliac?


this didn't go unnoticed
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68387 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 12:45 pm to
quote:

Jesus. I figured he was at least picking women that weren't all fricked up.



I don't think he is the picky type. 


you know. fat, skinny, smart, dumb, redhead, brunette, tall, short, dead, alive, whatever.
Posted by Airbrushed Unicorn
Member since Aug 2014
58 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 12:54 pm to
There are consequences to how long black people wait between a death and the actual funeral. The longer someone is laying around, the odds of gettin humped go up.
Posted by LSUTygerFan
Homerun Village
Member since Jun 2008
33232 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 1:02 pm to
quote:

Douglas' wife testified in a deposition that he reeked of sex when she picked him up from work.


did she smell his dick?
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33247 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 1:14 pm to
What's the best thing about going down on a dead woman?

The crunch of the maggots.

-Tom Araya


Wonder if Homey had Slayer cranked as "Mood Music"
?
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
Member since Nov 2005
30979 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 1:18 pm to
quote:

You don't know what rotten cum smells like?


No, no i don't. Not surprised you do though.
Posted by forksup
Member since Dec 2013
8817 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 1:20 pm to
Sorry for munging?
Posted by AU_RX
City of St George
Member since May 2005
4252 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 1:29 pm to
Is there a difference between banging one corpse hundreds of times, or banging hundreds of corpses one time?

You married guys know what I'm talking about.

:
Posted by Mung
NorCal
Member since Aug 2007
9054 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 1:35 pm to
I hear a curling iron can warm things up...
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
78079 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 1:35 pm to
Talk about getting a stiffy
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33247 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 1:36 pm to
Hey maybe this was the penis collector's main source?
Sort of a (dead) tit for tat deal?
Posted by dawgsjw
Member since Dec 2012
2114 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 1:43 pm to
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Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon… You know, ‘cause I’ve worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.


Kenneth Douglas
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
42049 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 1:48 pm to
Bet most of these women were a dead lay
Posted by The Cool No 9
70816
Member since Jan 2014
9974 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 1:56 pm to
Every reply just about consecutively is a hell of a joke good stuff yal



But def get this sob the hell away from everyone
This post was edited on 8/18/14 at 1:59 pm
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