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Offensive Wedding Gifts

Posted on 3/26/16 at 7:07 pm
Posted by Buttermilk Pancakes
Philadelphia
Member since Jul 2013
2015 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 7:07 pm
What are some of the most offensive wedding gifts/ bachelor you've been given or gave?

My friend is Indian and I want to either get him a sex toy or get him a dead terrorist Jeff Dunham doll. Any ideas?

Disclaimer: We all have a twisted sense of humor
Posted by thegreatboudini
Member since Oct 2008
6453 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 7:08 pm to
Fleshlight
Posted by thedogman
Member since Dec 2008
2244 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 7:09 pm to
Get him anew friend
Posted by LSU-MNCBABY
Knightsgate
Member since Jan 2004
24358 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 7:09 pm to
Damn came to post flesh light and it's the only response
Posted by RDOtiger
Zachary
Member since Oct 2013
1146 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 7:09 pm to
What about a steak and a glass of milk?
Posted by Uncle Stu
#AlbinoLivesMatter
Member since Aug 2004
33659 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 7:09 pm to
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My friend is Indian

dot or feather?
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175903 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 7:09 pm to
quote:

What are some of the most offensive wedding gifts/ bachelor you've been given or gave? My friend is Indian and I want to either get him a sex toy or get him a dead terrorist Jeff Dunham doll. Any ideas? Disclaimer: We all have a twisted sense of humor
i want to party with you Lee Harvey
Posted by Aristo
Colorado
Member since Jan 2007
13292 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 7:09 pm to
A fat red sharpie.
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
67928 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 7:10 pm to
Condoms
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175903 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 7:14 pm to
a cow
Posted by Tigerswillprevail
Member since Nov 2011
2865 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 7:14 pm to
A prepaid ride at the bunny ranch.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 7:14 pm to
quote:

get him a sex toy or get him a dead terrorist Jeff Dunham doll.


quote:

We all have a twisted sense of humor



Oh man, thanks for the disclaimer, y'all are soooo twisted
Posted by Horsemeat
Truckin' somewhere in the US
Member since Dec 2014
13536 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 7:15 pm to
Divorce papers
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17138 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 7:29 pm to
A wrapped DNA Test with a card on it that says "Sorry Bro, it just happened"
Posted by Shepherd
Member since Nov 2009
2947 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 7:31 pm to
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i want to party with you Lee Harvey


It almost sucks being old enough to understand this reference.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18568 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 7:40 pm to
It wasn't anything to do with a wedding but I went to a st Patrick's day party that was almost nothing but attractive and finically well off blondes in their early 30s. A dude brought in a cake to the party shaped like a giant black cock.

Lots of innuendo.
"Which tastes better, balls or shaft," etc


I found it kinda awkward but I guess I'm kinda a prude
Posted by TheDeathValley
New Orleans, LA
Member since Sep 2010
17163 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 7:43 pm to
Clock bomb
Posted by TigerTalker16
Columbia,MO
Member since Apr 2015
11533 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 7:46 pm to
A one year membership to the jelly of the month club.
Posted by retired trucker
midwest
Member since Feb 2015
5093 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 7:47 pm to
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i want to party with you Lee Harvey


why would you wanna party with a patsy? eh?
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17013 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 7:54 pm to
I'm glad I'm not the only A-hole that will secretly send outrageously offensive anonymous present to an engagement party or wedding
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