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Not Florida: Naked couple arrested riding stolen lawnmower
Posted on 7/20/16 at 6:49 pm
Posted on 7/20/16 at 6:49 pm
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A couple is facing felony charges after they were spotted riding a stolen lawn mower in the nude at 8:30 AM on a Missouri road, records show.
According to a police report, Tanya Hopper, 40, and Larry Webster, 55, were busted last Tuesday following the bizarre incident near the city of Joplin.
Responding to a 911 call about a naked man driving an orange lawn mower with a nude woman in his lap, Jasper County Sheriff’s Office deputies encountered Hopper and Webster in front of a friend's residence. The riding lawn mower was parked outside the home.
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Posted on 7/20/16 at 6:50 pm to Jim Rockford
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Tanya Hopper, 40, and Larry Webster, 55,
Good for him. I wish I was still pulling hot, lawn mower-thieving poon at that age.
Posted on 7/20/16 at 6:51 pm to LucasP
He looks a little bit like Uncle Leo from Seinfeld.
Posted on 7/20/16 at 6:52 pm to Jim Rockford
Sorry for partying.
Posted on 7/20/16 at 6:53 pm to Jim Rockford
That bad boy sounds like a hustler. He could do better than that scag.
Posted on 7/20/16 at 6:53 pm to Jim Rockford
"Honey, don't you think our sex positions are getting a little boring?"
Posted on 7/20/16 at 6:53 pm to Jim Rockford
Posted on 7/20/16 at 6:54 pm to Jim Rockford
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The suspects claimed that they had been skinny dipping at nearby Turkey Creek when their clothes were stolen by a man who emerged from the adjacent woods
Always be wary of the "adjacent woods".
Posted on 7/20/16 at 6:55 pm to Jim Rockford
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Not Florida
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on a Missouri road
Was my second guess.
Posted on 7/20/16 at 7:22 pm to Jim Rockford
Mizzou is just Florida with some mountains.
Posted on 7/20/16 at 7:29 pm to Jim Rockford
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Missouri
They just tryinna fit in with the SEC, baw
Posted on 7/20/16 at 7:30 pm to Jim Rockford
That's so Tanya and Larry
Posted on 7/20/16 at 7:30 pm to Jim Rockford
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near the city of Joplin.
Probably headed to the Double Deuce
Posted on 7/20/16 at 7:48 pm to Jim Rockford
Mizzou was First Runner Up in the Most fricked-Up State Pageant.
If, for any reason, a weird or depraved act does not happen in Florida, it's Missouri's responsibility to see that the act occurs within its borders, if at all possible.
If, for any reason, a weird or depraved act does not happen in Florida, it's Missouri's responsibility to see that the act occurs within its borders, if at all possible.
Posted on 7/20/16 at 7:49 pm to upgrayedd
Somebody needs to explain to him what mowing the lawn is.
Posted on 7/20/16 at 7:51 pm to Jim Rockford
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Uncle Leo
Needs Sharpie eyebrows and it would be his twin
Posted on 7/20/16 at 7:51 pm to Jim Rockford
It could happen. 
Posted on 7/20/16 at 7:52 pm to Jim Rockford
Must have been some high quality meth they were on
Posted on 7/20/16 at 7:52 pm to Jim Rockford
Posted on 7/20/16 at 8:00 pm to Jim Rockford
Jesus, she looks 55 herself. That's a hard 40.
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