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Neighbor question
Posted on 7/22/15 at 10:24 am
Posted on 7/22/15 at 10:24 am
I moved to a new part of town at the beginning of July and I got a place that was in a brand new triplex. Well the other two units were rented out about a month ago with the unit in the middle going to a chick.
Well she seemed nice, but recently we've talked a couple times just outside and she's started to think that we're somewhat tight. She just moved to Texas from California because, and this is what she told me, "God sent me here because he has a plan for me" and she's always rocking some kind of bible verse tee or something like that.
Well it's gotten to the point where she's started to notice my habits (drinking a few times a week, dipping, railing lung darts sometimes) and is trying to get to convince me that God has a different plan for me.
I usually don't mind that, but it's been like 5-6 times now and it's starting to get really old. I'll be honest, even though I went to a baptist university (parents went there and didn't have much choice) I don't really do the whole "organized religion" thing and I don't know what to say to this girl without either, A. Pissing her off because that's what bible beaters get if you turn them down, or B. possibly putting her into some murderous rage sent to her by God.
I don't want this neighbor relationship to be ruined and be a bad one, but I also don't want to be asked to convert once or twice a week. What should I do?
Well she seemed nice, but recently we've talked a couple times just outside and she's started to think that we're somewhat tight. She just moved to Texas from California because, and this is what she told me, "God sent me here because he has a plan for me" and she's always rocking some kind of bible verse tee or something like that.
Well it's gotten to the point where she's started to notice my habits (drinking a few times a week, dipping, railing lung darts sometimes) and is trying to get to convince me that God has a different plan for me.
I usually don't mind that, but it's been like 5-6 times now and it's starting to get really old. I'll be honest, even though I went to a baptist university (parents went there and didn't have much choice) I don't really do the whole "organized religion" thing and I don't know what to say to this girl without either, A. Pissing her off because that's what bible beaters get if you turn them down, or B. possibly putting her into some murderous rage sent to her by God.
I don't want this neighbor relationship to be ruined and be a bad one, but I also don't want to be asked to convert once or twice a week. What should I do?
Posted on 7/22/15 at 10:25 am to McCaigBro69
Invite her over for dinner, get naked, and tell her that God told you it was your mission to PIIHB and hers to like it.
Posted on 7/22/15 at 10:26 am to TigerNlc
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Bang her
The only logical answer. Then when she brings up religious stuff you say "OK, fornicator" and that should shut her up.
Posted on 7/22/15 at 10:27 am to McCaigBro69
Do people even know how to communicate anymore? Get off TD, walk over there, and talk to your neighbor about your problem. If she doesn't like it, so be it
Posted on 7/22/15 at 10:27 am to McCaigBro69
Just quit drinking and let Jesus into your heart, she'll stop after you do that. And added bonus you'll have a saved soul.
Posted on 7/22/15 at 10:28 am to Bourre
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Do people even know how to communicate anymore? Get off TD, walk over there, and talk to your neighbor about your problem. If she doesn't like it, so be it
Well that's just terrible advice.
Posted on 7/22/15 at 10:29 am to terd ferguson
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Well that's just terrible advice.
Yeah, you would look crazier than she sounds.
Posted on 7/22/15 at 10:29 am to McCaigBro69
Good luck...but seriously, it's your life, worry about things you can control. You can't control her thought processes, so politely steer the conversation elsewhere and always have an "out" predetermined every time you step outside your door.
Posted on 7/22/15 at 10:29 am to McCaigBro69
First things first, post pics so we can see what she looks like. The answer will rely heavily on her appearance.
Posted on 7/22/15 at 10:30 am to TigerNlc
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Bang her
But tell her you got the herp as a virgin the same way Mary got pregnant. The immaculate infection.
Posted on 7/22/15 at 10:31 am to McCaigBro69
Tell her the devil sent you there and he has a plan for you.
Posted on 7/22/15 at 10:32 am to McCaigBro69
Just be very nice and polite and tell her that you do appreciate her concern but that her constant attempts to convert her make you really uncomfortable to the point that you will start just ignoring her in the future if she continues.
Posted on 7/22/15 at 10:33 am to CaptainsWafer
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First things first, post pics so we can see what she looks like. The answer will rely heavily on her appearance.
Hhaha unfortunately I don't have the pics, but I'd say she's like a 6. She never wears makeup and is always, like I said, in like a bible verse t-shirt. I have gotten the hunch that she has some sizeable chest cannons though.
Posted on 7/22/15 at 10:33 am to McCaigBro69
Tell her God told you you'd find Him at the bottom of a whiskey bottle--but He didn't say which one. So you keep looking.
Posted on 7/22/15 at 10:35 am to McCaigBro69
You just need to out crazy her.
Posted on 7/22/15 at 10:35 am to McCaigBro69
quote:You aren't drinking enough.
I'd say she's like a 6.
This post was edited on 7/22/15 at 10:39 am
Posted on 7/22/15 at 10:37 am to McCaigBro69
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McCaigBro69
just be honest with her. explain to her that you are sexually attracted to her and want to explore your animal instincts with her. Her preaching to you means that she has care for you as a person. You'd like to possibly explore your relationship with God but not before you explore some sexual feelings with her first. Ask her for dinner and drinks and let it be known that you fully intend to do dirty things to her body.
Posted on 7/22/15 at 10:41 am to Buck_Rogers
Tell her that you appreciate her perspective, that you have been mindful to entertain her opinions but it would really be helpful if she would allow you to broach the subject with her given that you realize God has a plan for your life and sorting that out is a very personal journey and that she be open to answering any questions you might encounter in the days ahead
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