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Posted on 7/22/15 at 10:24 am
Posted by McCaigBro69
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Posted on 7/22/15 at 10:24 am
I moved to a new part of town at the beginning of July and I got a place that was in a brand new triplex. Well the other two units were rented out about a month ago with the unit in the middle going to a chick.

Well she seemed nice, but recently we've talked a couple times just outside and she's started to think that we're somewhat tight. She just moved to Texas from California because, and this is what she told me, "God sent me here because he has a plan for me" and she's always rocking some kind of bible verse tee or something like that.

Well it's gotten to the point where she's started to notice my habits (drinking a few times a week, dipping, railing lung darts sometimes) and is trying to get to convince me that God has a different plan for me.

I usually don't mind that, but it's been like 5-6 times now and it's starting to get really old. I'll be honest, even though I went to a baptist university (parents went there and didn't have much choice) I don't really do the whole "organized religion" thing and I don't know what to say to this girl without either, A. Pissing her off because that's what bible beaters get if you turn them down, or B. possibly putting her into some murderous rage sent to her by God.

I don't want this neighbor relationship to be ruined and be a bad one, but I also don't want to be asked to convert once or twice a week. What should I do?
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
32494 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 10:25 am to
Bang her
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124190 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 10:25 am to
Invite her over for dinner, get naked, and tell her that God told you it was your mission to PIIHB and hers to like it.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 7/22/15 at 10:26 am to
Clearly the right answer
Posted by terd ferguson
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Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 7/22/15 at 10:26 am to
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Bang her


The only logical answer. Then when she brings up religious stuff you say "OK, fornicator" and that should shut her up.
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
20271 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 10:27 am to
Do people even know how to communicate anymore? Get off TD, walk over there, and talk to your neighbor about your problem. If she doesn't like it, so be it
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 10:27 am to
Just quit drinking and let Jesus into your heart, she'll stop after you do that. And added bonus you'll have a saved soul.
Posted by terd ferguson
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Member since Aug 2007
108742 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 10:28 am to
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Do people even know how to communicate anymore? Get off TD, walk over there, and talk to your neighbor about your problem. If she doesn't like it, so be it


Well that's just terrible advice.
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
32494 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 10:29 am to
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Well that's just terrible advice.

Yeah, you would look crazier than she sounds.
Posted by hojo
St. Louis, MO
Member since Mar 2005
1366 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 10:29 am to
Good luck...but seriously, it's your life, worry about things you can control. You can't control her thought processes, so politely steer the conversation elsewhere and always have an "out" predetermined every time you step outside your door.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Member since Feb 2006
58341 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 10:29 am to
First things first, post pics so we can see what she looks like. The answer will rely heavily on her appearance.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 10:30 am to
quote:

Bang her


But tell her you got the herp as a virgin the same way Mary got pregnant. The immaculate infection.
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
32494 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 10:31 am to
Tell her the devil sent you there and he has a plan for you.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129003 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 10:32 am to
Just be very nice and polite and tell her that you do appreciate her concern but that her constant attempts to convert her make you really uncomfortable to the point that you will start just ignoring her in the future if she continues.



Posted by McCaigBro69
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Member since Oct 2014
45086 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 10:33 am to
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First things first, post pics so we can see what she looks like. The answer will rely heavily on her appearance.


Hhaha unfortunately I don't have the pics, but I'd say she's like a 6. She never wears makeup and is always, like I said, in like a bible verse t-shirt. I have gotten the hunch that she has some sizeable chest cannons though.
Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
Member since Sep 2006
9476 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 10:33 am to
Tell her God told you you'd find Him at the bottom of a whiskey bottle--but He didn't say which one. So you keep looking.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124190 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 10:35 am to
You just need to out crazy her.

Posted by Buck_Rogers
Member since Jul 2013
1842 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 10:35 am to
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I'd say she's like a 6.
You aren't drinking enough.
This post was edited on 7/22/15 at 10:39 am
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166249 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 10:37 am to
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McCaigBro69


just be honest with her. explain to her that you are sexually attracted to her and want to explore your animal instincts with her. Her preaching to you means that she has care for you as a person. You'd like to possibly explore your relationship with God but not before you explore some sexual feelings with her first. Ask her for dinner and drinks and let it be known that you fully intend to do dirty things to her body.
Posted by wfallstiger
Wichita Falls, Texas
Member since Jun 2006
11431 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 10:41 am to
Tell her that you appreciate her perspective, that you have been mindful to entertain her opinions but it would really be helpful if she would allow you to broach the subject with her given that you realize God has a plan for your life and sorting that out is a very personal journey and that she be open to answering any questions you might encounter in the days ahead
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