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Need A Mattress Cover/Protector

Posted on 5/13/15 at 10:06 am
Posted by SirSaintly
Uptown, New Orleans
Member since Feb 2013
3135 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 10:06 am
Ordered a Tuft & Needle foam mattress last night and would like to get a mattress cover/protector for it. I remember the salesman trying to sell me a $100 waterproof membrane last time I bought a mattress about 6 yrs ago, so I guess something like that. I don't want it to be plasticky or feel like a rubber sheet. I don't want to even know it's there.

I'm considering this one:
Luna

Posted by Isabelle
Member since Jul 2012
2726 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 10:16 am to
Looks like that would work and the price is very good.
Posted by Gorilla Fingers
Member since Jul 2011
1553 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 10:20 am to
Thanks for supporting the bed wetter, Isabelle. It was getting awkward.
Posted by SirSaintly
Uptown, New Orleans
Member since Feb 2013
3135 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 12:05 pm to
Mattress covers are for more than bedwetters. Sorry you're gross.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166246 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 12:06 pm to
did the OP piss his pants yet?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65655 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 12:08 pm to
He doesn't come inside you and that means you need a cover.

Gay sects is beyond me.

Thank god.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129001 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 12:08 pm to
Night sweats? Better check your stress levels.


LINK
Posted by SirSaintly
Uptown, New Orleans
Member since Feb 2013
3135 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 12:28 pm to
It's more for protection of dust mites, dead skin etc. Sure, there is sometimes the occasional bodily fluid too. As well as accidental spills, like that time I drunkenly spilled my beer.
I'd hate to put the blacklight on Nurse's mattress.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65655 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 12:40 pm to
quote:

I'd hate to put the blacklight on Nurse's mattress.
Wrong.

I'd start calling my arse "the blacklight" if it would get me upgraded to third date status on Nurse Airlines.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129001 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 12:43 pm to
quote:

third date status


That only applied to my now husband fwiw. Sorry to deceive you in thinking I was that whorish with every guy I dated.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65655 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 12:46 pm to
I knew better. I like messing with you.

But a boy can dream.....

Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 5:18 pm to
Home depot has some if you have problems shitting the bed.
Posted by Isabelle
Member since Jul 2012
2726 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 6:05 pm to
Yes they are useful for more than that. I have a set of twin beds with protectors because we have cats that like to lay on them and you never know what they might do.
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