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Naked squatting woman beats off a Wang - and Florida of course

Posted on 5/18/17 at 4:25 am
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
18911 posts
Posted on 5/18/17 at 4:25 am
Arse would have come up with a better thread title I am sure.

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House squatter from Louisiana answers door naked, wrestles with Florida deputies

BIG PINE KEY, Fla. (AP) — Authorities say a Louisiana woman living illegally in a vacant home in Florida answered the door naked when a sheriff's deputy stopped by to investigate.

Deputy Richard Wang looked in the window and saw 36-year-old Feliciamae Farrington naked. He knocked on the door and she answered, still naked. Farrington refused to get dressed and investigators say she fought with Wang as he tried to take her into custody. The struggle continued when other deputies arrived.


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This post was edited on 5/18/17 at 4:49 am
Posted by Merck
Tuscaloosa
Member since Nov 2009
1693 posts
Posted on 5/18/17 at 4:49 am to
"Naked woman takes a squat while beating off sheriff's wang"
This post was edited on 5/18/17 at 4:50 am
Posted by MMauler
Member since Jun 2013
19216 posts
Posted on 5/18/17 at 4:54 am to
She fought the Wang and the Wang won.
Posted by Breadstick Gun
Colorado Springs, CO
Member since Apr 2009
10173 posts
Posted on 5/18/17 at 5:15 am to
IWNHI
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68318 posts
Posted on 5/18/17 at 5:18 am to
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Florida of course



quote:

say a Louisiana woman


Glad that bitch got outta here to be a miscreant
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
14472 posts
Posted on 5/18/17 at 5:21 am to
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House squatter from Louisiana

Thanks Louisiana for sending your trash our way
Help us bugs! all these Louisiana creepers are headed our way!
This post was edited on 5/18/17 at 5:27 am
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66948 posts
Posted on 5/18/17 at 5:31 am to
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Harvey, Louisiana


Trashy. She probably came to the Keys to escape the racist statues.
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
24308 posts
Posted on 5/18/17 at 5:48 am to
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
21852 posts
Posted on 5/18/17 at 6:06 am to
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Feliciamae Farrington


Ol Feliciamae. What is that, Irish?
Posted by k wilk
Member since Nov 2008
660 posts
Posted on 5/18/17 at 6:17 am to
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Richard Wang


The deputy's name is the best part of the story. Poor guy's parents must've hated him.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66007 posts
Posted on 5/18/17 at 7:04 am to
Farrington is from Harvey, Louisiana.

This post was edited on 5/18/17 at 7:06 am
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65723 posts
Posted on 5/18/17 at 7:09 am to
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BIG PINE KEY, Fla.
Actually a pretty cool spot (for Florida), unless it's the wrong day in 1935.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
18911 posts
Posted on 5/18/17 at 8:42 am to
quote:

Actually a pretty cool spot (for Florida), unless it's the wrong day in 1935.


Looked that up and that storm was crazy. I thought global warming made the modern storms the worst? At least that's what all the global warming people say.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21909 posts
Posted on 5/18/17 at 8:44 am to
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Farrington is from Harvey, Louisiana


Best Bank!
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
36115 posts
Posted on 5/18/17 at 9:59 am to
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She fought the Wang and the Wang won.


Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
15226 posts
Posted on 5/18/17 at 10:03 am to
This Florida story is better.

quote:

PUTNAM COUNTY, Fla. - A man was bitten in the face Tuesday afternoon by what was identified as an eastern diamondback rattlesnake near the Bostwick area, Putnam County Fire Rescue said.

Ron Reinolds was trying to kiss the rattler when it bit him, according to neighbors. More Putnam County Headlines Neighbors: Man tried to kiss rattlesnake.

Reinolds was conscious and alert when he was flown to UF Health for treatment with antivenin shots, Fire Rescue said. He was reportedly in critical condition.

One neighbor, who did not want to be named, told News4Jax on Wednesday that he caught a 3-foot eastern diamond rattlesnake in the road a couple of days ago, and put it in a bucket with a lid.

He said he planned to go release the snake in the woods, away from nearby homes, but someone living next-door asked if they could have it.

Then on Tuesday, the neighbor said, the people who live behind him were playing with the snake, but wasn't sure whether anyone had any experiencing handling snakes.

One person was holding the snake, showing it off to others, when Reinolds tried to kiss it and got bit, according to the neighbor.


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