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re: Anyone heard of LegalShield? - Merck
My company began offering a similar legal insurance service as part of our benefits package a few years ago. It wasn't very expensive and sounded like a decent deal so I opted in. A couple years later my wife goes stupid and we get a divorce. I tried using the legal insurance benefit. Then: Oh I'...
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re: Is Promtheus worth a watch? - Merck
Depends on if he recorded it from commercial tv or from a premium channel...
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re: Is Promtheus worth a watch? - Merck
[quote]Not if it's Dvrd Rent that shit[/quote] Why should he pay to rent it when he has it recorded on his dvr?...
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re: Luckiest man alive? - Merck
[quote]Lesbos are big fans of the dildos[/quote] You said it. They don't exactly use men for this. Would you use another dude for his anus just because you like having something to stick your dick in, or would you rather fap instead?...
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re: Luckiest man alive? - Merck
[quote] I bet one or both of these chicks is a lesbian that just puts up with the guy for money and [b]a rod[/b]. [/quote] Are you sure you know what a lesbian is?...
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re: Vibroblades have long been canon in Star Wars - Merck
[quote]I would love to see what a Jedi would do against buckshot. [/quote] [img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ctn0OnqUsAAf33s.jpg[/img]...
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re: Spider-Man homecoming international trailer 3 - Merck
[quote]I actually hate the tech. Historically Spidey was a very low-tech hero. He has a great power skill-set.... dunno why they feel the need to add all this made up tech and have him so beholding to Stark[/quote] When the whole world got more high tech so did Spidey. And when he joined the Aven...
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re: Need some advice from anyone who's been thru a divorce - Merck
Best advice I ever heard came from my mom: the woman you're divorcing is NOT the same woman you married!...
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re: Official Better Call Saul™ Season 3 Episode 7: Expenses - Merck
[quote]What was it about Mike's conversation with the black lady that suddenly made him decide to get in on the pill deal with the dork and Nacho? [/quote] It's because of that good Samaritan that stopped to help the truck driver he robbed. The guy that Hector killed in the desert. His family won...
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re: Movies you liked when you were younger that make you gag today. - Merck
[quote]name of movie is The Ice Pirates[/quote] No, The Pirate Movie was a parody of the Pirates of Penzance. I too really liked it as a kid and thought several scenes were hilarious, but I'm pretty sure it'd be horrible if I saw it now....
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re: Keyless entry remote "dead zone" - Merck
[quote]sounds like the battery in your remote needs to be changed. [/quote] And the award for not reading the entire post goes to...... He already said, in the OP, that he tried several different vehicles....
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re: Can we have an honest discussion about the facts of slavery? - Merck
[quote]And white liberal run Planned Parenthood aborts more black babies than all white on black crime many times over. [/quote] What the frick do these two things have to do with each other? The number of black abortions vs the number of crimes white people have committed against black people? Th...
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re: Official Better Call Saul S03E07 "Expenses" Thread - Merck
[quote]For fricks sake. You just can't help yourself.[/quote] The OP brought it up in the very first post and you get mad at Ham for replying to it? God damn you're such a cock gobbler....
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re: The Official Better Call Saul Crackpot Theory Thread™ - Merck
[quote]How do you overlook the fact that Kim wasn't seen, heard or alluded to 1 time in 5 years of BB...yet we have seen over a dozen BB characters already in BCS? [/quote] They never showed Saul get laid, go on a date, or even kiss a woman in 5 years of BB either but are we supposed to believe ...
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re: The Official Better Call Saul Crackpot Theory Thread™ - Merck
[quote]???? I gave you a thread yesterday for this. I'm requesting an anchor.[/quote] Yeah! Why the hell wouldn't he post his shite in a thread that calls him retarded in the title? How dare he want to be taken seriously! ...
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re: BCS-related theory: J+K=S Thead - Merck
[link=(http://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/movie-tv/the-official-better-call-saul-crackpot-theory-thread/70190635/)]You're too late[/link] And dammit you pussies, quit bitching about it!...
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re: Naked squatting woman beats off a Wang - and Florida of course - Merck
"Naked woman takes a squat while beating off sheriff's wang"...
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re: Who are known Celestials in the Marvel Cinematic Universe? (Spoilers) - Merck
[quote]I had no idea or somehow totally missed the fact that the collector was a celestial from GotG vol.1, but my buddy corrected me on it and I think overall it's pretty lame considering how omnipotent the celestials are in the comics. [/quote] How did your buddy "correct" you on this? Because...
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re: The Leftovers - Season 3 - early reviews are coming in / Season thread - Merck
[quote] It's hard to say if the blew up the sub or launched a nuke at another target. [/quote] I was pretty sure I heard someone say "launched by the French" and "the island was uninhabited" in the background at one point. ...
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re: Who are known Celestials in the Marvel Cinematic Universe? (Spoilers) - Merck
[quote]huh? Ego's brain was at the center of his planet. He literally explained how he did it when talking to Quill and showed him building layer upon layer on top of it. [/quote] There's an internet theory that Ego originally had a body and was decapitated, leaving the head to become Knowhere...
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